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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    When the crew runs out of fresh water and is forced to dock in a small port-town, they accidentally stumble upon Izzy's hometown - and end up learning more about their closed-off First Mate than they bargained for.

    AKA just backstory speculation

    Update: A multi-chapter sequel is officially in the works!

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    26 May 2022

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    crying screaming throwing up

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    “That’s no artichoke, Cap’n,” Buttons says. “Our Mr. Hands has run afoul of a sea witch or somesuch, and that is him in cursèd new guise you see before you!”

    A single artichoke appears onboard the Revenge, and Izzy Hands is nowhere to be found. Naturally, the crew draws the most logical conclusion.

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    23 May 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    losing my MIND

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    “My point is, there’s someone—lots of someones who would be very into”—Lucius wriggles his fingers while motioning up and down in the general direction of Izzy’s body—“this.”

    “Please,” Izzy snorts. “You think anyone looked at me standing next to Blackbeard and thought, ‘yeah, I’ll snog the little one’?”

    Izzy accidentally reveals he’s never had that one perfect first kiss. The crew decides to do something about it.

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    23 May 2022

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Israel “Izzy” Hands hated Stede Bonnet for a multitude of reasons, not just because of how he brought Blackbeard to his knees.
    Stede reminded him of another man. A kind, fashionable, tall man. A man with a smile like the sun.
    Sam “Black Sam” Bellamy had been Izzy’s first taste of love.
    His first taste of heartbreak.
    And now the cunt was dead.
    One fucking storm and Sam was gone forever.

    Or: the one where Izzy once loved a man who made him soft, lost him, really lost him, and now Ed and Stede want to pick up the pieces.

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    20 May 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 74

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    Alma and Louis are onboard the Revenge to spend time with their dad when I particularly nasty storm hits. The crew scrambles to secure the ship, unable to hide their mounting panic from the children. Amidst all the chaos, the kids go missing - only to turn up safe and sound with the most unlikely of babysitters.

    Essentially, what if Izzy was great with kids and Ed and Stede have feelings about it?

    Based on this wonderful post

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    19 May 2022

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