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    Miffed about being cheated out of the great war and Aziraphale’s punishment, Gabriel hatches a plan to discredit Aziraphale and Crowley in the eyes of the mortals to make their life on earth living hell.
    Too bad he’s a few years too late for that shit to fly.

    - or -

    Gabriel is screaming, “Sodomites!” but nobody’s listening.

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    07 Aug 2019

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    Gabe and co. try having the boys persecuted for being gay. The people of London aren't amused.

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Aziraphale, with his enemy-companion Crowley, has dined at the finest of establishments in the most fashionable cities for millennia, served by obsequious chefs who know a true professional eater when they see one. He is, in fact, the epitome of a gourmand. But despite these many years of learning the difference between anise and licorice on a single taste, he can't peel an onion or fry an egg without the risk of severe bodily harm.

    Who ever heard of a gourmand that couldn't cook?

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    07 Aug 2019

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    Zira and Crowley take a cooking class.

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    Crowley loves Aziraphale's thighs.

    (See, it's cold, and he enjoys a good cuddle to soothe him when he's human-shaped but especially when he's a serpent. Uh this would be G but there's a mention of Aziraphale's Effort so better safe, etc.)

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    07 Aug 2019

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    t h i g h s

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    Apparently it's only a love story if they kiss. So, I was thinking, where would you add a kiss into this book/series?

    There is only one good answer to that.

    AKA:Crowley has been waiting almost 6,000 years for this moment. He figures it's about a good a time as any.

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    07 Aug 2019

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    perfection

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    “So,” Crowley begins. “Oscar Wilde and Walt Whitman, eh?” He laughs.
    Aziraphale smiles. “Yes, quite an interesting pair, I’m sure.”
    “And Oscar Wilde and. You.” Crowley picks at the rim of his glass with his nail.

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    The one where Aziraphale has slept with a lot of poets.

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    07 Aug 2019

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    Aziraphale Fucks You Guys

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