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    Five has a lot of issues. Like, a LOT of issues.

    A lot of them tie directly back to his around forty years of isolation surviving the apocalypse. Just some general fics about Five's siblings learning about some of his issues and finding out more about what it takes to survive against all odds and how deeply it has impacted their youngest oldest brother.

    Five has a lot of growing up to do, and a lot of learning to accomplish. But his family is there for him through it all.

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    31 Aug 2020

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    “You guys seem really chill about all this,” observed Ben. “By this point most people are running around screaming.”

    “Occupational hazard,” said Klaus.

    “I’ve lost a lot of blood,” said Diego. “I’m just accepting everything at face value right now.”

     

    Allison is the best damn realtor in the business, and she is going to sell the Hargreeves Mansion if it kills her. Never mind that it’s packed to the rafters with the ghastly relics of grisly murders, or that there’s a vampire in the basement who looks like a 13-year-old, or that the medium she hired to exorcise its inhabitants keeps flirting with some of them, i.e. the one with the knives and the one with the tentacles. Or that if they all spend enough time together, they just might cause the apocalypse.

    NotSiblings!AU that is basically The Umbrella Academy as American Horror Story: Murder House, though you need not have seen any AHS to read this.

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    29 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Klaus seeks shelter from a storm in an abandoned temple and accidentally binds his soul to a God.

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    "It was an accident! I take it back."

    "An accident?" And honestly, the incredulity in those words was enough to make even Klaus flush slightly. "That's impossible. The summoning involved a blood sacrifice, you throwing yourself prostrate at my feet, a pure and perfect belief in my presence at that exact moment. You have to call out my name. That's six syllables in the tongue of the old gods. There's no way you did all of that ON ACCIDENT."

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    29 Aug 2020

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    When news of Reginald's death reaches the scattered Academy, they quickly realise it's a bit too early to pop the champagne.

    Diego and Klaus have a lot unsaid to work through...

    Sequel to "taste of euphoria"

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    23 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    The pregnancy secret is very short-lived. It hasn’t even been two minutes since Klaus found out when Five blinks into the kitchen for coffee, takes one look at the scene unfolding and the forgotten box on the table and says: “so you are pregnant, congratulations.”

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    22 Aug 2020

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