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    “Kylo Ren,” Leia says, resolutely. “Absolutely does not have a trifurcate dick. Trust me on this.”

    In which everyone on board the Finalizer hate-ships Hux and Ren - and Ren's mysterious, probably prehensile, alien dick. Hard.

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    12 Jul 2017

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    Kylo Ren discovers a Force sensitive stormtrooper in the ranks and decides to train him himself.

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    09 Jul 2017

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    Darcy gets super powers. For a given value of "super".

    Crossover with The Pumaman. No, seriously.

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    09 Jul 2017

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    Turn Down For What even is this, I'm not sure.

    Five interviews from the afflicted and associated witnesses.

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    03 Jun 2017

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    But all the papers from here to New York can damn well take notice: Ray was born when the thunder was raging and crashin', came out of his mama with the Devil at his heels, and took off running straight to Texas buck naked and covered in blood. (Well, says Brad, that may've been the first time he found himself in that situation, but it sure as hell weren't the last.)

    Or: "Gentlemen, from now on we're going to have to earn our stories."

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