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    in which adrien has a little sister and no one seems to be able to keep her in the house

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    18 Oct 2021

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    "You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."

    Derek doesn't respond.

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    15 Oct 2021

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    "Look, just meet him, will you? I promise you'll like him."

    "Yeah, all right. Fine, I'll meet this mystery man of yours. What's his name?"

    That was a very good question. "Shir--" Lestrade started, then stopped abruptly. What had he been planning on saying? Shirley? And what male name started with 'Shir?'

    In desperation, Lestrade looked around the room. Shirbook? Shirdoor? Shirframe? Shirknob?

    "Shir--lock. Sherlock. His name is Sherlock."

    Or: In a misguided attempt at altruism, Lestrade sets John up with a tall, dark, and handsome bloke named Sherlock. Too bad Sherlock doesn’t exist.

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    13 Oct 2021

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    “How dare you!” Aziraphale shouts.

    “It’s not personal!” the demon shouts back, peeking around the edge of the bookshelf. Aziraphale flings a blessing at him, but he jerks back before it can land. “I was assigned to you.”

    “I’ll smite you back to Hell, you—you—snake!”

    “Funny you should say that,” the demon mutters, before lifting his voice again. “Or how about we carry on what we’re doing and not attract the attention from Downstairs, yeah? Or Upstairs, for that matter.”
     

    Or: Aziraphale has been assigned to secure The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch. He really shouldn’t have been surprised to learn that Hell had an agent of their own assigned to him.

    Luckily for him, Crowley is a dreadful spy.

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    11 Oct 2021

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    Arthur writes a guide for taming a dragonlord. Though the methods are effective, it's never published for a wider audience.

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    08 Oct 2021

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