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    I've been collecting various longshots and oneshots in a folder for the past two years, and I'm finally cleaning them up and posting them. I might extend any that are popular, but for the moment each fic in the series is stand alone.

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    One Portamis drabble for every episode of Season 1. I didn't like S2, so discontinued the series.

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    “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

    “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

    “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

    "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

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    25 Feb 2018

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    Gandalf keeps a promise he made to a dear friend, Belladonna Took, and in doing so, a lass is saved from a society that scorns women. While she is rescued, the others find that their lives are changed for the better.

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    12 Feb 2018

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    Bella Baggins has her mother's wanderlust and her father's business sense. We all know how the trip to the Lonely Mountain ought to go...

    Betaed by my wonderful Best Beloved, Turn_of_the_Sonic_Screw, who puts up with my wild flights of fancy with very good grace.

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    10 Feb 2018

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    A week before Thor's coronation, a drunk and depressed Loki decides he wants a genuine friend of his own. Of course, he turns to magic to solve his dilemma.
    There are only two problems. First, he is very aware that his current form isn't very lovable or trustworthy. Second, he actually needs a person to befriend.
    This is how Loki ends up in Tony Stark's living room, minutes after his disastrous birthday party, and in the shape of a cat. What will our favorite genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist make of the mysteriously appearing feline, and how will it all affect their lives, and those of the people around them?

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    10 Dec 2017

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    Taylor blacks out inside the Locker. When she wakes up, her mind has control of Leviathan's body. Using hydrokinesis to try and continue her old life with a water double from a distance, she must deal with her new life as an Endbringer, and as a hero.

    Sufficient Velocity link: https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/water-worm.38093/

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    13 Nov 2017