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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    Sansa is going on the annual Stark-Baratheon ski trip. On the way to the lodge she notices Stannis - who always generally looks and acts like an annoyed vicar - is very happy to see her. Things snowball from there. Modern AU, slow burn romance. Watch out kids, it gets kind of smutty.

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    20 Nov 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 41

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    When Ned learns of Joffrey's true character he makes a hasty betrothal between his daughter and Prince Oberyn Martell of Dorne, sending Sansa to a land and culture she is unprepared for, and to the arms of a man she fears she will only disappoint.


    “I am well, my prince,” she says, sitting up and patting down her hair, trying to compose herself. “I apologise for...” she tries to think of the right word but her head is pounding from a morning spent outside in the gardens under the beating sun, and an hour of crying over some forgotten insult or hurt, which seems to be a weekly occurrence even though she has lived in Sunspear for six moons now. “I apologise for my conduct,” she says finally, voice breaking, “it is unbecoming of me, and ungrateful.”

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    17 Nov 2018

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    Released from the Kingsguard, Jaime faces pressure to marry and produce an heir.

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    05 Oct 2018

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    “Why not a hook, though?” Brienne said, and Jaime followed her gaze to the golden hand covering his stump. He paused, and she added, “It’s pretty, but it’s not much use, is it?"

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    02 Jul 2018

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    where Brienne bakes cupcakes for a living and Jaime ends up being her favorite client. (Also: Renly owns the bakery, a whole lot of plot happens and there's a ridiculous amount of cupcakes. Oh, and Robb and Theon are in a folk duo - yes, it had to be mentioned.)

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    23 May 2018