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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Pakkun meets Maito Gai (also known as “who, that freak? No, he is not my rival, I don’t care about him, he will get over it”) when Kakashi is already a chunin and the boy still a genin.
    He gets summoned during a joint mission between Gai’s and Kakashi’s teams and is greeted by a theatrical bellow to the tune of “Ho, Kakashi, my Eternal Rival! So Modern, so Talented that you can summon Mighty Allies!” (Well, at least he can recognize quality when he sees it, thinks Pakkun…)

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    13 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    26 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Kakashi knows before the day even starts that it is going to be a bad pain day. Not for him but for Gai.

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    20 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    A and S rank missions are killers - especially the kind Tsunade hands out since she's been made Godaime. Kakashi has handled some pretty rough ones over the years with his teams, wow, he could tell you stories...

    But his team is gone. He's no longer a Jounin-sensei and he no longer has to watch over a bunch of brats. Now his missions are ANBU level.

    ANBU missions are different. The view through that mask is narrow. There is nothing to protect, only targets to kill. There is no mercy, no regret, no remorse. No prisoners. It's very simple, really. Considerably simpler than being a Jounin-sensei. If only Gai didn't insist on joining his rival/friend/partner around on these, it'd be simpler still.

    (Timeline: short time after Sasuke's defection)

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    20 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 89

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    Kakashi has spent nearly his entire life in a freefall state, bracing himself for impact, turning his body to absorb the blow and land on his feet. Now in his early thirties he finds the rapid winds of gravity dying down around him. He finds himself crouching on solid ground. A moment of disorientation, followed by what?

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    19 Sep 2018