pleurocoelus

Open the door. Get on the floor. Walk the dinosaur.



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  1. Summary

    A set of unrelated works, all of which end tragically. For those who like to read such things.

    I don't like reading or writing tragedies. Real life has more than enough tragedy to spare without me creating more. I'm writing these stories to clear the plot bunnies out of my head and perhaps stretch myself as a writer.

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  2. Summary

    A series of stories that explore the literary tropes common to Harry Potter fanfiction. Some tropes will be played straight. Others may be subverted or even mocked outright.

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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    Nineteen Years Later: My version of what happened Sept. 1, 2017, to Harry and Ginny. Fair warning that Cursed Child lovers may not love this – read at your own risk. A post-Deathly Hallows Harry/Ginny fluff story. AU. One-shot. Everything belongs to JKR.

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    22 Aug 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    "...The youngest person ever to do a bloody Wronski Feint and live!" She threw up her hands. "Over a hundred witnesses! A toddler! They call him the 'Boy-Who-Lived.' ...Say, what did you say your name was again?"

    Harry felt like the lid had been blown off his world. "Dursley," He lied. "Harry Dursley."

    OR-- When Harry becomes a waterboy at the Holyhead Harpies' summer training camp, he doesn't realize at first that he's stepped into the rest of his life. Join him as he meets the people who will become his family, uncovers a sinister plot, and unleashes his talent on the pitch, taking the Quidditch world by storm.

    It's The Quidditch AU you didn't know you needed ft. waterboy!Harry & bamf!seeker!Harry.

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    12/?
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    07 Jun 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    sleeper
    (noun)
    1. one that sleeps
    2. a person or thing that achieves unexpected success after an initial period of obscurity
    3. a spy planted in advance for future use, but not currently active

    When he sleeps, Harry dreams of another world - one that is both like his own and not, where the dead are alive, where history took a different course, and where Harry has friends in strange places.

    But where are the dreams coming from, and what purpose do they serve? Is the world they show Harry really a figment of his imagination? Can he stop the dreams - and does he really want to?

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    09 May 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    This is an AU that has loose ties to my other story, "Rejection: A Double-Edged Sword". In his sixth year, Harry found a way to send his spirit back in time two years in the past for only four hours. He decides to tell his fourteen year old self all about the war, Voldemort, the horcruxes… Oh! And how his younger self should stop being so dense and should love a certain redhead.

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    1/?
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    4
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    22 Apr 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Ron is poisoned on his seventeenth birthday, and is left in a comatose state. However, complications arise, and it's up to Harry and Hermione to save the day... and maybe learn a few things about their best friend along the way.

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    90
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    13
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    13 Apr 2018

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