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    Over a year after the Almost Apocalypse, Crowley & Aziraphale find themselves in an unexpected (yet ineffable) situation. Luckily they now have a network of friends to rely on for support in dealing with everything that comes their way. They saved the world after all. Compared to that, how hard could having a baby possibly be?

    Well...it turns out extremely if that baby happens to be part angel and part demon.

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    17 Sep 2019

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    Derek knew the moment he opened the front door of his clean and pristine apartment to Stiles Stilinski holding a small boy, a cluster of bags, and a suitcase, he was screwed. In every way possible. Undone by the big brown eyes of a small child and his annoying, witty, and attractive father.

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    15 Sep 2019

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    When Tony is handed a cat carrier by a bloody and battered Steve, he thinks Steve wants him to simply take the cat to the vet and babysit it. That should be a simple task, after all - this is Steve's cat, and Tony loves cats - he'd do anything to keep one safe and sound. He hadn't thought he would have another cat living with him after his old cat, Peggs, died of old age. Tony knows cats. This should be a piece of cake. Unfortunately for Tony, the cat isn't exactly a cat - it's Bucky Barnes.

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    26 Aug 2019

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    The Avengers are the governments shoddy attempt to make up for years of oppressive rule and put back the 'pride' in being a human-cat hybrid. And fine, Tony will play ball. He'll fight the bad guys and pose for the cameras, he'll even let a bunch of misfits move into his tower, and he might even come to call them family; but nobody is crowning him prom queen. We're all agreed he'd be terrible at leading a pride right? All in favor of dismissing the motion, say aye.

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    26 Aug 2019

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    “What is an Incubus, a Warlock, and a Dragon doing in my forest?” Wraith King Fury asked, narrowing his single eye at the Intruders.

    Swallowing carefully, Tony was about to answer some horribly inappropriate excuse, but Bucky beat him to the punch, muttering softly, “Passing through, King Cyclops.”

    Jesus, Bucky had been around Tony too long. Steve facepalmed. The Alpha Warlock seriously wondered why the hell out of every single person or creature in the universe, he'd managed to get stuck with a moody Alpha Dragon and a precocious Omega Incubus as mates and companions. Steve was so done with this shit.

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    25 Aug 2019