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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    Dear Child,

    By the time you read this I’ll be dead. Here’s how I think it’s gonna to happen. Your mum - whoever they are and I’m sure they’ll be a smashing person - will read this letter, realize I quoted a very old and niche video, and teleport to my exact location and strangle me.

    I know sense of humor is not genetic but if it was I hope you’d get mine. I hope you don’t get my nose - it’s pretty big, and if you get my height I hope your mum evened it out with some grace and coordination so you didn’t spend puberty impersonating Bambi on ice. I’ve finally grown into it but it took awhile and I once almost fell into a bonfire because of it. Maybe I’ll tell you about it when we meet up!

    Please know that if you decide to reach out to me I will be receptive, so don’t let that cause you any anxiety. I hope that your life has been good so far. I’m sure your mum (and dad or other mum or other parenting figure) loved you with everything they are.

    Yours,
    Dad

    P.S. Then two cops will read this letter and shoot each other.

     

    AKA Louis conceives a child from an anonymous donor and Harry’s the midwife.

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    12 Oct 2018

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    Harry decides to give it all up. Louis refuses to be left behind.

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    11 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    America, as it’s been told, is the world of riches. Men and women alike can come to the land of the free and achieve the American dream, regardless of their background. He wanted nothing more than to create a better life for his sisters, for himself, and perhaps for his future. Harry Styles was never a part of the plan.

    [or: Louis moves his family to America to try and find a better life. Harry finds him instead.]

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    07 Oct 2018

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    After an unstable and abusive childhood, Louis finally has the life he'd always dreamed of - a good flat, a good job, and the best boyfriend. But one little plastic stick turns that life upside down.

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    06 Oct 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    When he first saw the boy, face caked with dirt and wincing in pain but fiercely determined to hold a strong front, he knew he’d die before he let anything happen to Louis.

    Louis and Harry in the universe of ‘A Quiet Place’.

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    18 Sep 2018