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    The first time Eddie suggests they have sex, Venom is, more than anything else, extremely confused.

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    19 Apr 2019

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    Venom goes about love in every wrong way he knows how. Thank god for late night television.

    “Me. They invited me for dinner,” Eddie insists, trying again to make his hair look some specific way in the mirror. He’s given up and started over three times.

    It’s a double date. Like on that show.

    “What—what are you watching that there are double dates? Jesus. I should cancel cable. Make you read a book instead.”

    No!

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    18 Apr 2019

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    No relationship is perfect. Or: five times Greg and Mycroft argued.

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    11 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    With luck, they might survive their first date…

     

    Dear Reader, this letter is to inform you of Cupid’s curse, which will fall upon you if you don’t pass this email on to twelve friends within twelve hours.

     

    Mycroft Holmes didn’t believe in the curse and now he hasn’t had a second date in three years… because all his first dates end in disaster.

    Gregory Lestrade isn’t sure if the curse is real or not, but if dating Mycroft means occasionally getting assaulted with shrimp linguini or nearly electrocuted, it’s worth the risk. Armed with lucky charms and optimism, Greg will have to battle Russian mail-order brides, fire alarms and flying knives if he’s going to win the boy.

    (Adapted from “Cursed By Cupid” by Wendy Sparrow)

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    11 Mar 2019

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    The idea of Sherlock and Eurus connecting over music, over anything, is terrifying. Mycroft has spent decades watching over Sherlock, talking about their fictional family dog and the myth of the east wind, trying to protect Sherlock from the things he doesn’t remember. He’s worried about Sherlock and stood guard over Eurus, and been worse than useless in the end. He was complicit. While he thought he was juggling both threats, maintaining enough control over the situation to keep everyone safe (mostly Sherlock, but the rest of the world as well), he had allowed the threat to escalate. 

    In which Mycroft is not an easy man to know and an even harder one to look after. Fortunately, Lestrade is diligent and determined, and knows how to pay attention to people. Where family comes with obligations, but it also cares, even when you don't want them around. Where life mostly goes as expected, but sometimes has unanticipated joys.

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    09 Mar 2019