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At 15, pure-blood Maddy Yaxley is keenly interested in romance, sex, and making a good marriage for herself. But after being manipulated and taken advantage of, she realises people are terrible, life isn't fair, and you can't always play by the rules.
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- Part 1 of Madeleine Yaxley Arc
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Commencement - n.
1. A graduation ceremony, from a school, college, or university.
2. The day when degrees are conferred by colleges and universities upon students and others.
3. The first existence of anything; act or fact of commencing; rise; origin; beginning; start.Series
- Part 2 of Discards Verse
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Merlin's Whiskers [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
03 Sep 2017
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He gave Scorpius a gentle shove against the wall, and stepped closer to kiss him, their bodies pressing together.
A high-pitched sound from somewhere nearby made Albus break off the kiss before it had properly begun.
"What was that?" he frowned, glancing around the deserted corridor.
"Oh," said Scorpius, feigning nonchalance, though his ears were bright pink. "It's just Merlin."
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- Part 8 of Scorbus Arc
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A Ghost Among Ghosts [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
11 Aug 2017
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2017-2020: After the Battle of Hogwarts, some insubstantial remnant of Voldemort survived -- barely enough to be called a ghost. When Delphi returns, he can do no more than stand by and watch, knowing that her actions might change everything for both of them.
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When 21-year-old assistant librarian Sirius spots a cute hipster college student at the Seattle Public Library, he just needs to figure out a subtle way of determining whether he's into guys. But Remus's life is more complicated than Sirius knows.
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- Part 1 of Discards Verse
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The Woodsman's Child [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Tales of Rowan Hood - Nancy Springer, Robin Hood - All Media Types
09 Jul 2017
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5 years post-series: Rowan wakes in the night to the sound of heore long-dead mother calling to heore from the forest. When Rowan and Etty go to investigate, they find someone in desperate need of their help.
Rowan is nonbinary and uses heo/heom/heore pronouns.
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Aurora isn't pleased, and isn't in the mood for forgiveness, when she finds out what's really going on.
If you're a fan of the movie, it's probably better to skip this one. It was written as a joke, and is not meant to be taken seriously on any level.
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Albus Day [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
09 Dec 2016
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"I'll never get used to how big your family is," Scorpius said, shaking his head, as they turned toward the steps down to the Slytherin dungeon. "You must be related to half of Wizarding Britain. And some of France, too," he added, remembering Albus's Aunt Fleur.
"And you're related to the other half." Albus chuckled. "I guess it's lucky we're not related to each other."
"Not closely, anyway," Scorpius teased. "We do have one cousin in common."
Albus rolled his eyes. "Teddy is my godbrother. We're not blood relatives."
Scorpius grinned. "Does that make us kissing cousins, then?"
Albus's hands were full of gifts from his family, but he nudged Scorpius with his shoulder. "As long as it involves you and kissing, you can call it whatever you like."
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- Part 4 of Scorbus Arc
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Protego Club [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
17 Oct 2016
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It was Albus's turn. Scorpius squeezed his damp hand in encouragement. He stood up, looking self-conscious and defensive.
"Er - my name is Albus Potter. I'm gay. My pronouns are he/him, I guess." He belatedly remembered to sign the words for his cousin's benefit, moving his hands awkwardly.
He sat back down, face red, as everyone chanted, "Hi, Albus!"
Scorpius was last. He stood up. This was not so bad, coming out in front of fewer than a dozen people. It had been much scarier to stand on the Slytherin table the week before and declare Albus his boyfriend in front of the whole school. Still, he could not help feeling a little nervous.
"Hi. Dictatus. My name is Scorpius Malfoy. I'm bisexual. My pronouns are he/him. And - um - I just wanted to say, thanks for inviting us."
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- Part 3 of Scorbus Arc
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Missing Pieces [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
29 Aug 2016
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"Are you going to tell me what's been bothering you?"
"It's not that big of a deal," Scorpius lied. He wished his father would not think him going out with Albus was a big deal.
"Clearly it's big enough for you to make yourself ill over it," Draco frowned. "If there's something wrong, I want to help."
"There's nothing wrong," Scorpius said, his heart beating faster. "It's just - you won't like it much."
"Try me," said his father, attempting a smile.
Scorpius took a deep breath. "I'm seeing someone."
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- Part 7 of Scorbus Arc
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Hogsmeade Outing [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
20 Aug 2016
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"Is everyone going to act weird now?" Scorpius asked.
"Probably," said Albus. "For a while, anyway."
"Well, I hope they're not all going to ask us one at a time whether we're together now," said Scorpius. "That sounds exhausting. And tedious."
Albus shrugged. "Better get used to it. We're not just weird now; we're weird and queer."
"Queird," snickered Scorpius.
That startled a laugh from Albus. "Nerd."
"Actually, I prefer to think of myself as 'bi-dorktual'," Scorpius grinned.
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- Part 2 of Scorbus Arc
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The Talk [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
18 Aug 2016
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Harry cleared his throat. "You remember the conversation your mother and I had with you when you turned thirteen? About taking proper precautions, and treating girls with respect?"
Albus nodded, cheeks flushed. He remembered his parents' candid discussion about sex vividly. His mother had taken the lead that time, and had been appallingly frank, with his father mostly nodding along, interjecting a comment here and there.
"Well, since it's boys -" continued his father, "- or maybe boys and girls? - I thought perhaps we had better revisit the subject."
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- Part 6 of Scorbus Arc
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No Distractions [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
07 Aug 2016
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"Can we take a break?" Albus begged. "Just for a few minutes?"
Scorpius gave his boyfriend an exasperated look. "That's how long our 'break' yesterday was meant to last. Snogging isn't going to be on any of the exams, you know."
"Pity," grinned Albus. "I'd probably get an O on that one."
Scorpius could not hide a smile. "I'd give you one for sure."
"What if we timed it?" suggested Albus. "Five minutes, and then straight back to revising?"
Scorpius sighed. "It's not that I don't want to. I do. I love kissing you. You know that. If it were up to me, I'd do it all the time. But right now, OWLs are more important. Snogging has to wait."
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- Part 5 of Scorbus Arc
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Best Mates [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
02 Aug 2016
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Albus gave him an exasperated look. "Why are you so keen on her, anyway?"
Scorpius shrugged. "She's smart. She's fierce. She's good at Quidditch, and pretty much everything else she does. She's got amazing hair."
"But she doesn't even like you!" exclaimed Albus.
"Thanks, mate," Scorpius said drily.
"I didn't mean it like that," Albus relented. "It's just ... you're an ace bloke. You deserve to be with someone who really likes you. Who thinks you're brilliant."
Scorpius grinned. "I've got you for that."
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- Part 1 of Scorbus Arc
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The Outlaw And The Monk [+podfic] by picascribit
Fandoms: Tales of Rowan Hood - Nancy Springer, Robin Hood - All Media Types
21 Jul 2016
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Rook gasped. He did know the man - or rather, he had known the lost and lonely boy who had been his friend some five years past, and whom Rook had last seen riding away from Sherwood Forest with Rook's pet piglet, Runkling, tucked safely inside his cloak.
The young outlaw stepped from behind the tree, showing himself. Catching sight of him, the monk's smile widened.
"Well met, Friend Rook."
"Well met, Tod Sheriffson."
The monk winced. "It's just 'Brother Tod' now."
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Pegged By Palin: A Presidential Erection Story by picascribit for pommedeplume
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF, Politics - Fandom, Presidential Election - Fandom, Donald Trump - Fandom
07 Jun 2016
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Trump wants to find out if his VP pick has what it takes when it comes to "international relations". She has her own ideas.
This is a work of satire, and not meant to be taken seriously on any level. It is purely intended for catharsis during this weird and ridiculous thing we call the 2016 US Presidential Election, and maybe for the odd giggle here and there.
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1976: James and Peter are scandalized that Remus didn't tell them he has a girlfriend, but Sirius knows the truth.
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This is a collection of personal recipes that I am mostly putting on here so I can easily make a well-formatted ebook out of it for personal use. I am happy to share my recipes, though, if anyone is interested.
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1993: For a dozen years, there had been nothing to see, nothing to touch, nothing to remind him of the life that had once been his.
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Remus gave a hollow, humourless chuckle.
"Is something funny?" his boyfriend asked irritably.
"A bit," said Remus. "Pomfrey thinks I'm pregnant."
Sirius stilled. "That's not funny."
"No, I suppose it's not."
"Are you?"
Remus looked down at his feet, dangling over the lake. "Yeah."Series
- Part 2 of TransVerse