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    Conkers is a game of skill and fun, a perfect way to let off steam to prevent many in-families assassinations from ocurring, and most of all, training. Because in Hobbit culture, many things are sacred, but very few as sacred as generosity and constraint. And sometimes, of course, a hobbit becomes overly greedy.
    It happens even in the best of families —Bilbo's, even, has a perfect example, coughLobeliacough—, and so, the hobbits long devised a solution: the Most Ancient and Sacred Hobbit Remedy for Greediness.

    It works nine times out of ten, and the one that doesn't is usually due to death or severe injury meddling in the process.

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    16 Sep 2019

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    Harry was finally, months after being tossed eight-five years into the past, starting to settle into his new life and routine.

    Too bad that just as things were starting to settle for him personally, events started to kick-up globally that he knew were only ticking down to the outbreak of war, leaving him scrambling to do everything he reasonably could think of to try and mitigate the damage - even if it meant taking steps that a year ago he never would've considered let alone predicted.

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    15 Sep 2019

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    Bilbo is taken captive at a young age by Smaug, who confuses the hobbit for a princess. An AU based a bit on classic tales of dragons. Thorin/Bilbo with mentions of Fili/Kili and hints at Dwalin/Ori.

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    15 Sep 2019

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    Bilbo's always had a good ear for languages, so with a little bit of effort on his part, and a small amount of help from an unlikely source, he begins to learn Khuzdul.

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    14 Sep 2019

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    fill for prompt on hobbit_kink:

    "Dwarves grow an excess of hair because their natural body temperature is very low. Hobbits on the other hand are like miniature furnaces. This is discovered on a particularly chilly night and the dwarves all bicker over who gets to cuddle with the hobbit for the night."

    As far as each of them were concerned, the hobbit was theirs to cuddle at night. Everyone else in the company was welcome to find their own.

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    14 Sep 2019