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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Peter starts to laugh, but stops about halfway through it when the rest of the words sink in.

    Horrifically, the first thing that comes out of his mouth is, "Gretzky."

    Fuck Dylan Maxwell.

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    12 Oct 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Peter has told himself approximately 4,428 times in the last few months that, at some point, Sam is going to have a soulmate, and it’s not going to be him.

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    08 Oct 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    Things that are the same: the casual back and forth talk Peter and Sam are engaged in as they set up the lights, the tripod. It’s an easy rhythm Kevin can tell that they’ve long since settled into. The bulky tracking device clamped around Kevin’s ankle. The hum of the washing machine in the next room. The orange string bracelet that’s looped around Sam’s wrist, peeking out from underneath his shirt cuffs.

    Things that are different: Peter is wearing Sam’s sweater.

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    4 times Peter and Sam act like a couple, and the 1 time they actually are one.

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    05 Oct 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    If you wanted to get technical about it, Sam had always spent Valentine’s with Peter — either playing video games, or watching those weird artsy movies that Peter likes. Maybe a pizza or two, with periodical checking of socials to see how Valentine’s was going for everyone. Anti-Valentine’s Day, they called it.

    But now, as the harsh winter days edge towards the 14th, Sam squirms at the thought of Valentine’s Day. God. Their first, official Valentine’s Day. Last year’s had been particularly torturous, because the tiniest -- and he means the tiniest -- buddings of a crush had already been forming, which sent him into a spiral of despair for half the month. But even then, he’d been struggling same question that mocks him now: what do I get Peter?

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    28 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 35

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    "Barry," Bruce rumbled, in a tone that meant many things, notably: what is going on, who the fuck is this, your break isn't for another half hour, have you embarrassed yourself rambling and scared away a customer, the back is for EMPLOYEES ONLY as I have told you eleven times, and worst of all: oh God, you think he's hot.

    "Hi, Bruce," said Barry cheerfully. "This is Victor. He's going to use our microwave."

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    or, Barry babbles, Victor suffers, and Bruce and Diana commiserate, all because I wanted to write a suit store/nerd store au :P

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    15 Aug 2018

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