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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    (alternate title: i'm astounded and nonplussed! i am filled with calculust!)

    Jared Kleinman gets roped into tutoring Connor Murphy.

    Connor Murphy is mysterious, and standoffish, and moody, and downright confusing.

    Connor Murphy is also frustratingly attractive.

    Jared is absolutely screwed.

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    28 Jun 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Have you ever done—have you ever had sex before?” Evan gets out in a rush, voice going all rough towards the end like it does when he’s feeling particularly anxious. And then he shuts his eyes and breathes in and out of his nose, once, twice, three times.

    “Uh,” Jared says slowly. He considers turning this into a joke, replying with something like, "yeah, loads of times. With your mom." But it’s late, and that hurt look Evan gets on his face when Jared doesn’t take him seriously? That look genuinely haunts him sometimes. “No,” he says instead. “Why?”

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    23 Jun 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    dear mbmbam,

    i’m a guy and i hit on my very male roommate five seconds after we met even though i thought i was straight before then. it was weird but we laughed it off and he hasn’t mentioned it since.

    …am i good?

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    16 Jun 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    How he would be of any real help, Jared didn’t know. Sure, his mom was a pastry chef and he had baked with her when he’d been younger but he had only performed little kid tasks then like pouring milk into batter, or brushing egg on rugelach, or putting his entire head into a bowl to thoroughly lick it clean. He was a consumer of baked goods rather than a creator.
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    Neither Evan nor Jared is an experienced baker but they don't let that stop them. And it's not as big of a disaster as you might expect it to be.

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    21 May 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    It wasn't even that he'd been trying to be the hero. If he had been, maybe the virtue of Doing The Right Thing could've held him over. But he wasn't Superman, or the Lone Ranger or Jesus or whoever. He was just the dumbass who got himself expelled and Mr. Keating fired by ratting out his best friend.

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    01 Apr 2018

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