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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Adam Birkholtz loved movies. Action movies were great, epic space operas better, comedies are fun, hockey movies = totally swawesome. But deep down, hidden under his hockey bro facade, he was a romantic at heart, and he could never get enough of a heart-warming romantic film. They’re like pizza: the more gooey cheese, the better.

    He’d long hoped that he might have something like that, someday: the kind of love that sweeps you off your feet, an epic tale of star-crossed lovers that pulls at your heartstrings and makes you want to just hug it and go awwwww.

    This is not that kind of story. This is a story of two guys stumbling into love the way others stumble into a door frame in the middle of the night: You fumble along for a while in the dark, then something comes and smacks you in the face and you’re standing there, rubbing your face, thinking “Oh, was that always there?”

    All they needed was to turn on the light.

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    09 Jul 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    “It is your professional duty to ogle the booty,” Shitty says solemnly. “Honestly, brah, you have not lived until you’ve seen Jack Zimmermann’s jeans try to contain his ass when he bends over to pick something up. And this is a construction zone, Bits. He has to pick stuff up all the time.”

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    Jack and Kent are the ridiculously handsome house-renovating married retired hockey players that’ve been making HGTV an absolutely stupid amount of money with their new show.

    And Eric Bittle just got hired to be their show’s caterer.

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    12 Jun 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    The evolution of the platonic soulmate bro-bond between Shitty Knight and Jack Zimmermann

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    22 May 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    When Jack found a new camshow to watch over the summer, he thought he'd just found some porn to enjoy once a week or so.

    Six months later, he finds himself sitting in his therapist's office awkwardly explaining how it turns out he found so much more than that.

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    24 Apr 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    “I’m good on the narrative they’re editing so far, but if I get desperate for some screen time I’ll let you know.”

     

    A Check Please! Drag Race AU.

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    22 Apr 2019