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    Jimin had grown up watching his mother sort the point-oh-one percent beta defaults into the alpha-omega communities, but that doesn't make being a part of the statistic much easier. He'd be doing okay at this new omega thing if that watchful alpha Min Yoongi could stay out of the situation. He just wants to settle into his new life and finish his useless degree already. Instead, all hell breaks loose.

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    26 Apr 2020

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    "We’ll call ourselves the new romantics: partners in crime, 21st century millennials making money out of marriage. Like a movie, but in real life."

    What do you do when you're set to inherit billions from your recently deceased grandfather's will, but only on grounds that you must be legally married?

    Easy. You hire someone to play husbands with.

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    26 Apr 2020

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    “Cooking is attractive. Like playing guitar, it demonstrates your prowess with your hands, your sophisticated knowledge of an art form... But it goes deeper than that. Cooking is a shared experience, a way to express yourself to someone you care about.”

    Or: Seokjin is no stranger to a little sugar. However, Yoongi is the sweetest thing he’s come across in a long time, and there's no recipe telling him exactly what he should do next.

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    08 Mar 2020

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    “what were you doing?” jeongguk asks, sitting down in the chair next to seokjin’s.

    “i would tell you that i was keeping a lookout for people drowning, but i was watching ‘top 5 fight scenes in digimon adventures’ on youtube.”

    (or: jeongguk curses his competitive nature, makes a bet with taehyung and becomes a lifeguard to win seokjin's affection.)

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    25 Feb 2020

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    Jimin understands, suddenly, why Hoseok wants to see Elysium. At the same time, nerves writhe in his stomach. "Does Hades know about this?"

    Hoseok hesitates.

    "No. But he never mentioned that I couldn't see other parts of his land. This is my third year here and this...." He gestures to Styx and onward, towards the palace, dejected. "This is all I have seen."

    "Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I don't understand. Wouldn't you want your husband to take you?"

    Hoseok blinks, as if it takes a second for the word husband to register. When it does, his face frosts over. His hands clench into fists. Each word that pours out of his mouth is hateful and deliberate, stark and disgusted. "That man," he breathes, "is not my husband."

     

    ((Or: When Hoseok, the God of Spring, is kidnapped by Hades and forced to live in the Underworld for half of every year, his once bright world becomes dark—especially when Hades is convinced he'll fall in love with him someday.

    Instead, Hoseok falls in love with Jimin, Hades' ferryman with severed wings and responsible for delivering souls across the River Styx.))

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    23 Feb 2020