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    “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”

    (He knows in his bones that this spell won’t ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he’s not real, then the curse can’t take him. That’s the whole point.)

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    Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson’s obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won’t mind his own damn business.

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    08 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy hell. I have no words except for one: Exhilarating.

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    Caelan lets out a choked laugh. “I need a favor.”

    Must be a hell of a favor, Claude thinks, if it has him worked up like this. “Okay,” he hedges. It can’t be money; Caelan makes enough of it these days. “What kind of favor?”

    “I need you to be Dad’s date to my wedding.”

    Claude and Danny broke up ten years ago, so that's going to be awkward.

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    06 Nov 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Jack wonders when Kent started asking so many questions that he doesn't have the answers to. It felt so much easier when neither of them asked any at all.

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    27 Dec 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The final note has a reference to the best The Mountain Goats' song because Jack and Kent are never going to stop hurting themselves or each other.

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    Jack Zimmermann was drafted first by the Providence Falconers when he was eighteen years old. He is good at hockey. Very good. His team won the Cup his second year and now, in his third year, they are looking good. Jack should be on top of the world. And some days, he manages to convince himself he is.

    He’s not, of course.

    Enter the Ice Crew.

    AKA: The Ice Crew AU

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    03 May 2016