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    “Wait. You don’t – what do you mean, you don’t Get There?”

    “You know.” Lena blushes, stirring her cappuccino awkwardly with her pinkie. “Orgasm. I just don’t…do that.”

    “You don’t orgasm.” Sam says flatly, looking increasingly horrified. Lena starts to feel more and more self-conscious about her admission, shifting uncomfortably in her chair.

    “No.”

    “EVER?!”

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    Lena has never had an orgasm, so Sam asks her girlfriend's little sister to treat her right for a night. Cue lots of sex, a few feelings, and a dash of gay panic.

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    11 Sep 2019

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    Clint and Natasha in various and sundry threesomes. I'd like to write a more elegant summary for the series, but really, it's just what it says on the label. ;)

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    04 Sep 2019

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    Lena is on her fifth sleepless night in a row when her dear friend Jess suggests she visit a doctor for her troubles. Her suggestion is given slyly, a smirk painted on Jess’s face. This smirk has not always ended well for Lena, but she is desperate, overcome with shocking thoughts and tossing and turning, and so she accepts a recommendation: a Dr. Danvers, of Marylebone.

    This moment is one she will spend her life looking back on, at times rueing and others thanking a giving and kind God for.

    or, Lena is a Victorian woman with hysteria, and Kara is a kind Doctor with just the help she needs.

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    23 May 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    A series of documents collected for the purpose of delivery to Violet Baudelaire on the occasion of her 18th Birthday in the unlikely event of the untimely deaths of both her parents.

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    24 Jan 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    One-shot. Lemony knows Olaf is bad news, knows something is going on between him and Kit, knows this is a terrible – a word that here means both ‘dreadful’, ‘worrisome’, and all around ‘really really really really really awful’ – idea, but Olaf is standing outside his room with two bottles of wine and the script for the latest play the Drama Club will be staging tugged under his arm, claiming he wants to go over a few scenes together to make sure he truly understands Lemony’s authorial intent, and despite the fact that it’s past midnight, despite the fact that Lemony has homework to finish, despite the fact that the color of Olaf’s cheeks, the shine in his eyes, and the slight slur in his voice when he says ‘authorial’ proves that he has been drinking already, Lemony finds himself opening his door wider and stepping aside to let Olaf in.

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    24 Jan 2019