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  1. Summary

    A series of stories set in a crossover MCU/Lewis universe. Things a prospective reader should know:

    1. Darcy Lewis and Robbie Lewis are cousins in this here pocket universe. Distant cousins, but family nonetheless.
    2. Darcy Lewis is a BAMF.
    3. Robbie Lewis is the best of men.
    4. The author adores James Hathaway nearly as much as James Hathaway loves Robbie Lewis. So, like, A LOT.
    5. Series will have a variety of ratings, pairings, relationships and hopefully a healthy dose of humor to go with the angst they're all usually swimming in. Perhaps those cardboard coffee rings can double as life preservers?

    Set after Thor: The Dark World and the events of the Convergence. Will incorporate canon elements from both MCU and Lewis as the author can shoehorn them in.

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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Ten years after the fall of the Dark Lord, Hermione Granger leads of life of self-imposed obscurity, that is, until the day Headmistress Minerva McGonagall is murdered and a certain 'hero' is responsible.

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    English
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    226,700
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    221
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    20 Mar 2019

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    Damn!

  2. Public Bookmark 79

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    Focusing at work is impossible when you're crazy about your co-worker. Draco should probably learn to shut his door. Or maybe not?

    Language:
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    4,096
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    1
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    77
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    520
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    79
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    16 Mar 2019

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    MERLIN!

  3. Rec 26

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    SEQUEL to "BARMY" and "HIGH"!

    Neville Longbottom uses his skills in Herbology to reinvent himself as a bad ass. New year, new look--all around new Neville. In an unfortunate turn of events after accidentally witnessing an intimate moment between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, Neville's new experiment turns on its face. Will he break bad or break down?

    Finalist for Enchanted Awards, 2018, Best Comedy

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,710
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    226
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    4749

    16 Mar 2019

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    After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, until she realizes his true identity.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,820
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    27
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    682
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    113
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    12760

    14 Mar 2019

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    The Library of Alexandria is not for just any witch or wizard. Many bookworms may try but few are permitted to pass through its doors. The books residing there are ancient and powerful and, if one happens to make a mistake, the consequences can be rather—novel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,861
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    242
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    01 Mar 2019

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