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  1. Summary

    A series of stories set in a crossover MCU/Lewis universe. Things a prospective reader should know:

    1. Darcy Lewis and Robbie Lewis are cousins in this here pocket universe. Distant cousins, but family nonetheless.
    2. Darcy Lewis is a BAMF.
    3. Robbie Lewis is the best of men.
    4. The author adores James Hathaway nearly as much as James Hathaway loves Robbie Lewis. So, like, A LOT.
    5. Series will have a variety of ratings, pairings, relationships and hopefully a healthy dose of humor to go with the angst they're all usually swimming in. Perhaps those cardboard coffee rings can double as life preservers?

    Set after Thor: The Dark World and the events of the Convergence. Will incorporate canon elements from both MCU and Lewis as the author can shoehorn them in.

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    04 Aug 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just outstanding.

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    “Even though I am not your intended ‘One’, I still love you, Thorin Oakenshield. And I will continue to love you for the rest of my life.” Bilbo forced a laugh. “However long or short that may be.”

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    31 Jul 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    OW.

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    In a reclaimed Erebor, Bilbo insists on taking charge of cooking for the Company at their monthly evenings together. Bilbo is an excellent, and very passionate cook. This leads to Thorin realizing exactly what he is hungry for....

     

    Shameless Food Porn that devolves rapidly into Shameless Smut.
    Written for this prompt: “Bilbo makes sex noises while cooking until Thorin is overcome and ravishes him.”

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    31 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Azog of Gundabad @GundaBadBoy

    HE CUT MY HAND OFF. I CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND I HONESTLY FEEL SO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW

    ...Azog has a twitter.

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    30 Jul 2021

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    Thorin, Bilbo, and several of their extended family are travelling to Ered Luin for peace talks, but winter storms require a detour and they end up in the Shire for Yuletide.

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    30 Jul 2021