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  1. Summary

    It all starts with hostages and bombs. Garcia needs another set of hands, and she reaches out to a hacker she used to know -- the best of the best, at the time -- sending Reid to do the negotiating for her. Before the case is over, Reid finds himself caught up in a whirlwind sex farce that might be a blossoming romance. Mayhem, chair sex, hallucinatory exhaustion, and an awful lot of ridiculous accidents follow, because what purpose does genius serve, if not an excuse to ignore common sense?

    [Series title changed 2018.09.30 to better reflect the fact that this has gotten directly the fuck out of hand.]

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  2. Summary

    The story of the Hawkes, from their arrival in Ferelden through Inquisition, featuring much fucking and fuckery, and a wide variety of asses and assholes ... and assholes' asses. [Series title changed 2018-03-03.]

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  3. Summary

    A Naruto modern AU.

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  4. Summary

    It’s a ridiculous romance, involving an intentionally anachronistic Romulan starship pirate’s crush on the half-Vulcan astro-temporal physicist he’s never met, and how a Vulcan raised without the culture of her homeworld takes advantage of our starship pirate to exact her revenge on the astro-temporal physicist’s father. Also, the entire engineering crew is Orions, and they’re great.

    But, mostly, it’s porn. Trashy romance novel porn with mind-melds. And a whole, whole lot of alien peen. And like a third of the dialogue is in Vulcan (with mouseover translations that don’t work on mobile, sorry).

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  5. Summary

    It’s the 21st century, and Christ has returned. As a rave DJ with a taste for happy hardcore, by the name of Nicholas Darby. Surrounding himself with a highly-skilled team of women, a few angels, and selected members of his city’s homeless population, he devotes himself to charity, good works, better parties, and building a social framework that will provide for all humankind.

    Of course, the histories of the angels sometimes make things a little more interesting than anticipated.

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    A series of shorts, written to mesh with a friend's personal canon, wherein Spencer Reid and Austin (the bartender from "52 Pickup") have been quietly dating since that episode.

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    21 May 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Most accurate Reid I have yet read. Assuming author is either a genius, a natural mimic, or both. Would comment, but four years late to this party.

  2. Rec 22

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    The angel looks somewhat anxious, though Dean thinks he's beginning to be able to distinguish between "Oh crap, there's Lucifer" anxious and "I got chocolate on my trenchcoat" anxious.

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    English
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    27 May 2010

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    This look is somewhere near the "My tie continues its evil plot to remain askew" range of emotions.