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  1. Rec 19

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    It doesn’t get better as they leave the island. If anything, it gets worse. The pressure building like the herald of a storm front.

    Ellie and Alan and what happened after Isla Nublar.

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    16 Nov 2018

  2. Rec *

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    Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.

    When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant's fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.

    "Apologies," Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. "I wasn't sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.

    Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I've come to deliver this," she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, "because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”

    “And I've come to deliver this," she added, pulling out a second letter, "because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort."

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    08 Nov 2018

  3. Rec 7

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    This is utter crack based on a headcanon I now have after watching the end of The Ghost Monument [SLIGHT SPOILERS AHEAD]
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    Where the TARDIS dispensed a custard cream and I now thoroughly headcanon her as being able to dispense biscuits and tea at will. So I obviously put the Master & Missy in there with Thirteen for no real reason other than to cover the Master in biscuits. This has no plot, no merit, and is literally just (hopefully) funny crack.

    If you are not UK based and need to know what a bourbon or a digestive is, a bourbon is a chocolate flavoured cookie type biscuit with three layers- two crunchy and one chocolately-cream oreo filling textured centre, and a digestive is a plain wheat biscuit which is good to dunk in tea but not massively flavoursome on its own. It's brown and round and quite heavy when launched at speeds. Thank you to my wife shadow-in-the-shade for laughing this out with me.

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    03 Nov 2018

  4. Rec 50

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    “Yaz? Why did your mum think we were seeing each other?”

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    01 Nov 2018

  5. Rec 19

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    Abigail thinks she knows what the world is like. Then Aunt Mamusu shows up with the news of Cousin Peter's new job.

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    15 Oct 2018