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    There are a few things Sirius really didn't count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.

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    11 Nov 2021

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    DONT LOSE

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    If your hosts had their dicks out, the only polite thing to do was wait for them to take it to the bedroom. It wasn’t exactly a rule you’d find in a lot of etiquette books, but Steve had been to enough parties and stayed with enough acquaintances that he thought somebody should fucking add it somewhere. Maybe he’d write a book of etiquette. Steve Covall’s Guide to Not Being a Fucking Asshole. He could start a whole lifestyle empire.

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    25 Jul 2021

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    cried when reading, 10/10 make sure 2 eat smthg before u read

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    06 Jul 2021

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    cars :)

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    'Richie, the absolute fucking asshole, had picked up his goddamn phone when he was buried deep inside Eddie’s guts, and said, “Hey, Pete!” like Eddie wasn’t currently seeing fucking stars beneath him.

    Eddie had frozen, hissed, “What are you doing?” and Richie had given him this look which Eddie, stupidly, had taken to mean, I will get rid of him and then we can get back to the more important business of rendering you incapable of walking or sitting down for the next 24 hours.

    Only - Richie hadn’t done that.'

    Richie gets a phone call halfway through sex and proceeds to wreck Eddie's shit regardless.

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    05 Jul 2021

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    😳

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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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    04 Jul 2021

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    Eddie Kaspbrak hot, outsider pov *chefs kiss*