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    It must be a vision brought on by eating cheese sarnies too close to bedtime, Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy can really be standing on his doorstep, calling himself a Toilet Supremo, and expecting Harry to buy not only this unlikeliest of scenarios, but also a new loo.

    But no: Harry's eyes do not deceive him. Malfoy, Lord of Toilets, is really there. Which begs a very important question: what the hell is he up to, and what evil scheme is he about to unleash? Because there must be an evil scheme . . . mustn't there?

    Career Choices: Harry: gentleman of leisure; Draco: toilet salesman.

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    19 Aug 2018

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    draco the toilet whisperer.
    hehe.

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    “You are a guide.” Illya said checking Napoleon up and down.

    “Yes, guilty as charged.” Napoleon replied with a half smile “I would appreciate if you do not say anything about it to your supervisor.”

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    01 Oct 2015

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    “I'm magic,” Stiles raises his hands in the air and puts on a serious facial expression. “I have the sixth sense.”

    “The sixth sense, huh? Is that what they're calling bullshit these days?”

    Stiles' lips purse down hard, but he still smirks. Derek wonders if there's any single facial expression that Stiles can make that isn't in some way at least slightly amused, whether at himself or the expense of others. “Non-believers aren't welcome at my table, Derek.”

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    28 Sep 2015

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    Turns out Jim Kirk's more than meets the eye, genetically speaking. There are a lot of consequences, mostly for Spock and his sanity.

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    13 Sep 2015

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    Matt hates listening to Foggy's heartbeat.

    Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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    13 Sep 2015