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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Some guy from a local bar got your phone number one night while you were completely wasted. After getting to know him a bit better, you start to form feelings, but is he worth it?

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    26 Dec 2016

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  2. Rec 14

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    i will be with you when your heart stops beating.

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    Patrick makes a list of reasons to lose weight. It’s not hard. There’s 96 reasons in the list. He keeps it in his wallet, folded and tucked behind his driver's license.

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    25 Dec 2016

  3. Rec *

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    The thing is, Frank doesn't actually mean to become a babysitter. At first, he regards it as a kind of horrific accident that's somehow befallen him through no fault of his own. When his mom first mentions it, he's sprawled on the couch doing his best impression of an extremely sober person who was absolutely not about to jack off before passing out for the night. "The Ashers need a sitter for Friday night," she says. "I told them you were free." Frank lets that sentence slop around his brain until he's sure it doesn't contain the words "drinking" or "pot" in conjunction with "have you" and "been", then he makes a vague noise of acquiescence and promptly forgets all about the whole thing. Alternatively, the one where there is absolutely no shame in asking an eight-year-old girl for relationship advice.

    Edit! Now with podfic (LJ | DW) by dapatty!

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    27 May 2016

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  4. Rec 10

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    Everyone should have a contingency plan for when the dead rise. Gerard's is to see his brother again.

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    17 Apr 2016

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  5. Rec 18

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    This is a story about Patrick Stump's bad decisions. This is also a story about Gerard Way's bad decisions, and Frank Iero's, and Pete Wentz's. Actually, pretty much everyone is an idiot and Mikey Way hates them all. Bromance occurs. Romance occurs. Bad humor occurs. Brooding occurs. But it doesn't occur to anyone that everyone involved is a huge dork.

    100% fiction from my head. A MCR/FOB tour as told by Patrick Stump.

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