pathetic_isnt_it



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    Draco will die in six months if he can't get Harry Potter to fall in love with him. Since that's not going to happen, he might as well spend his last days working through his Bucket List. Tap-dancing lessons? Rock climbing? Poetry-writing? Threesomes? Cocaine? Getting to know his adorable cousin, Teddy Lupin? Draco will try them all!

    Feat. Cheerily pessimistic Draco, devoted bitch queen Pansy Parkinson, and a Harry who can't help but notice that something seems DIFFERENT about Draco, these days.

    Inspired by a lovely piece by khasael called Somebody To Love. Also indebted to You've Got The Antidote For Me by Kandakicksass and IDK My BFF Hermione? by lettered

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    29 Nov 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    — Ну, бедность мне пока не грозит, — фыркнул Малфой. — Я рассчитываю получить нечто более ценное, чем деньги, и, пожалуй, дать мне это можешь только ты.
    — Мантию-невидимку? — спросил Гарри. Что-то в этом роде он и подозревал. Вряд ли Малфой согласился бы на меньшее и —
    — Не тупи, Поттер, — сказал Малфой. — Мне нужно вернуть репутацию.

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    26 Nov 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Как оказалось, его дому Драко Малфой нравился намного больше, чем он сам.

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    26 Nov 2021

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    очень клёво, слоуберн

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    Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year, determined not to let Malfoy get to him. But when the snarky teasing starts up again, Harry finds that returning the jibes with compliments has a far more interesting outcome.

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    26 Nov 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 77

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    Michael and Shawn try a new way, together.

    Wherein: Crack is treated seriously, Shawn feels An Emotion (or several), neighborhoods are created, humans are tortured towards the light, and demons educate one another in moral philosophy

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    15 Nov 2021