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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    ...I accidently fell asleep on your shoulder on the train and now you probably think i’m weird ...

    “I thought it couldn’t get more embarrassing, but now that you’re awake and still using me as a pillow it’s even worse.”
    Liam doesn’t like when people talk to him in the morning, and it’s not like it’s morning now, but he just woke up and the principle is the same, so he instantly hates the owner of the voice coming from his left ear. It doesn’t come from inside his ear, okay, but it totally feels like it, which means someone is in Liam’s personal space, which means he can punch him now and it will be the only reasonable thing to do, nobody will give him the looks or blame his I.E.D. like they always do, oh look, Liam just tripped on his foot, must be his I.E.D, Liam is late to class, of course, with his I.E.D and everything, poor boy. But nobody will say he punched this guy because of his I.E.D. because this guy just popped out of nowhere and started talking in his ear, Liam can literally feel his breath on his skin, so he wants to be punched and a punch is exactly what Liam plans to give to him while he lifts his head.

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    08 Apr 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Theo had a plan.

    It might have not worked as he expected, but there aren't complaints.

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    07 Apr 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 71

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    So, anyway. That’s how Theo becomes pack-mom to Scott’s merry band of supernatural misfits.

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    30 Mar 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    “Oh a boyfriend! That’s amazing! Perfect! That’s perfect! What’s his name? We’ll get him added to all the lists.” She cooed and Ronan could hear a pen scratching in the background.
    “Adam Parrish.”

    Ronan wins a spot on a fancy cooking competition and needs to bring someone along. Adam agrees to go as his fake boyfriend. Things go about as well as you'd expect

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    06 Mar 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    “I always hear you singing on your balcony every morning, but suddenly you’ve stopped?”
    Or the one where Theo annoys Liam every morning with his awful singing until he doesn’t anymore and Liam is even more annoyed.  

    Liam hates every single thing about his mornings -the fact that they happen in the morning alone is enough.
    The thing Liam hates the most about his mornings though is the terrible voice of the guy who lives below him. He can’t sing for shit and Liam tried to politely let him understand that by throwing flour and water on his balcony, and also by shouting it to him, you can’t sing for shit!, and then by writing it into a note he proceeded to attach to his door, but this Raeken guy just keeps doing it, every single morning, like a fucking rooster.
    Liam did nothing to deserve this. He probably didn’t do anything to deserve better either to be fair, he doesn’t expect to open his window and be welcomed by some angelic voice singing him good morning, he’d just be happy with nothing. Silence. That’s something Liam can appreciate in mornings. Just some bark from his dog and the sound of his misery and that’s it. But no, god forbid the new guy lets him have that.

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    08 Jan 2019

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