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  1. Public Bookmark 46

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    Luther said, “So, Klaus, come on. What do you look for in a woman?”

    A wild, frightened look overcame Klaus’s eyes, and they looked around the room and he stiffened up as his mind was muddled with confusion and suddenly he was very aware of everyone’s eyes on him. “Oh, you know,” Klaus said slowly, trying to be nonchalant. “A vagina.”

    (OR, Luther being oblivious all his life leads to an inside joke that starts as teenagers and follows them into their 30's, to Diego tying Klaus up in blue rope and asking him, "What was her name?" knowing full well that 'she' was a 'he'.)

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    27 Sep 2021

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    Sure, they had always known that Klaus had some fight in him. They knew that he could fight tooth and nail for something if he wanted it badly enough, but in all the years they’ve known him, which was all their lives, they have never seen him fight like a man possessed.

    They were all whole-heartily terrified for him. Klaus was thin and small and sickly and who knew what he had taken before they had left and the man he was facing was so muscly he almost rivalled Luther in regards to brute strength, but no one could compare to the poisonous, wild glint in Klaus’s eye.

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    27 Sep 2021

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    “Besides, as I said earlier, Luther is capable of defending himself,” Five adds. “This is Number One we’re talking about. There are very few people on this planet who aren’t able to be crushed with his fists.”

    “You think I don’t know that?” Klaus snaps, and it’s not until Five’s eyes narrow and Diego’s eyebrows furrow that he realizes he’s said too much.

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    Diego's brother has his arms around himself, hands securing his coat and towel around his bloody, mostly bare body in white knuckled grips, one of the guns he secured on his lap, eyes squeezed closed.

     

    She should really take him to a hospital.

     

    (AKA, Canon divergence where Patch and Klaus become friends after That Scene, Diego tries to be a better brother, the Hargreeves try to be a family, and the apocalypse gets a bit delayed.)

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    26 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 46

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    When Klaus is seventeen, just verging on the peak of eighteen—or actually, probably sixteen verging on seventeen—he meets this guy at this college party he’s not supposed to be at because he’s not in college and not technically allowed to drink yet.

    He says “You wanna get out of here?” the way they do in the movies, so Klaus does his best to lean up all seductive against the island in the kitchen and says “Sure."

    (or: klaus, and some of his various...flings?)

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