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    “He has a crush on him,” Joe says around a mouthful of carrots and points his fork at him for emphasis. To someone who once has had Joe’s scimitar rammed through his chest, it’s not exactly a terrifying gesture, but it still feels a tad more aggressive than Nicky thinks the situation warrants.
     

    (In which archaeologists make a discovery, Joe is upset, and Nicky trolls historians.)

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    Yusuf, you villain. 

    Never have I known such a cruel and unjust man as the likes of you. Were you raised by dogs and taught no human decency? I can imagine no other reason why you would choose to torment me so. 

    I heard your protestations, but I refuse to believe that you fell into the pond by accident. There were ample places to stand upon solid ground, and you are a nimble man. No, you chose to leap in so that you might emerge, dripping wet, your loose white shirt near-transparent, and be forced to strip your outer garments within my view. I hope you choke upon your dinner, and your clothes never lose the scent of pond algae, you temptation. 

    Yours in frustration,
    Nico

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    The joy of this fandom is that your Regency AU doesn't even need to be an AU.

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    08 Oct 2020

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    In which Nicky and Joe reconnect with each other after the movie, and Nicky has many creative ways in which he wants to kill Booker

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    06 Oct 2020

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    Joe has complaints, Nicky has a plan, and communication is important even after 900 years together.

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