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  1. Rec *

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    By twenty-eight, Stiles has resigned himself to a quiet life of working in his magic shop, selling Jackson Whittemore fart-inducing tea, and looking after his goddaughter. It's a good life. But the quiet goes to hell when his sister, Lydia, shows up with a crispy werewolf in her trunk and a bite mark on her shoulder, because hard on her heels comes the hottest person Stiles has ever seen, and he happens to be looking for his uncle.

    You know, the dead guy Stiles helped Lydia bury last night.

    (Or: the Pracitical Magic AU nobody asked for.)

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    23 Jul 2017

  2. Rec *

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    It is a unique and somewhat unhelpful talent, but Stiles can fall asleep anywhere.

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    22 Jul 2017

  3. Rec *

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    It is a unique and somewhat unhelpful talent, but Stiles can fall asleep anywhere.

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    22 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 62

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    2x7 Coda/ Fix It Fic

    They both know that there's something special between them. They both know that being vulnerable can open you up to amazing things some times.

    Sex, though.

    It never goes the way you imagined.

    Magnus knows that. Alec doesn't.

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    8 Jul 2017

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    There was one simple and unique rule about being friends with Magnus and Alec: never, ever, no matter the circumstances, not even if you were drunk as an armada of skunks, engage into a debate about pop culture with either of them, and especially not the both of them.

    Based on the prompt: "Malec obliterates Twilight".

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    6 Jul 2017