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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    "Derek listened to Stiles’ heart rate, thinking he would have to listen to a gerbil sometime, and compare. Their similarity might actually come in handy--they could build Stiles a wheel, to run on when he wouldn’t shut up about pants."

    In which Stiles is a Weapon Of Mass Noise, and Derek is unexpectedly Not Dead.

    These are "deleted scenes" for canon times Derek and Stiles were together, so there are spoilers for seasons 1-3a. I try to give a good idea what's happening before I start in, though, if you haven't seen it in a while!

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    09 Dec 2018

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    “What’s your name? I can’t keep calling you Balto.”

    “What’s yours?”

    “Stiles.”

    Derek raises an eyebrow. That isn’t his real name. There’s no way. But now he thinks about it, he has a vague memory of someone, probably Uncle Peter, telling him that with the fae, names have power. “I’m Miguel,” he says.

    “Lie.”

    “Are you trying to tell me your real name is Stiles?”

    Stiles runs his tongue across his teeth and considers Derek carefully. “Fair enough,” he says, “Miguel it is.”

    Grabbing his groceries and pocketing the change, Derek turns to leave; he’s nearly at the door when Stiles calls out, “By the way, Miguel, if you’re interested, it’s two for one on bags of kibble at the pet store down the street.”

    Derek doesn’t look back, doesn’t hesitate, just raises a hand and flips him off on the way out.

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    15 Jul 2018

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    DEREK HALE: PERFECT BOYFRIEND. That's it. That's the whole thing.

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    11 May 2018

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    When the Soul Sword is threatening all of the Downworld again, Magnus' solution comes with a price. A price Alec finds too high to pay.

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    29 Apr 2018

  5. Rec 94

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    It’s the end of the world as we know it. The Four Horsemen are riding, reality is shifting, and someone has lost the Antichrist. After thousands of years living on earth and swaying human souls to their sides, Magnus (a flirtatious demon with a heart of gold) and Alec (a somewhat rude and antisocial angel) have become quite accustomed to life on earth, and neither one of them are too happy about the impending Apocalypse. The two hatch a plan to avert the End of All Things, only to have it rapidly spiral out of control -- something they might be able to handle, if they could just put their personal feelings aside…

    A Good Omens AU

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    25 Apr 2018