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    Welcome to Jake It Up Café! (The accent means we’re fancy.)

    Check out this week’s drink special and pair it nicely with the treat our genius baker Rosa made fresh this morning. For an extra three dollars, which goes into our Help Feed the Homeless initiative, our artistic barista Terry will craft a personalized foam art in your coffee.

    PS: Muffins are free for cute detectives named Amy Santiago.

    Hope you enjoy your stay!


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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Prince Baz has waited all his life to come of age and reclaim his mother's throne. But a curse was placed upon him as an infant: before the sun sets on his eighteenth birthday he will be burned by a flame and will die.

    **Update 11/06: Epilogue

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    07 Sep 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    "I'm not plotting. So will you kindly bugger off?"
    "If you're not, then why have you been acting weird lately?"
    Baz raises his eyebrow in that slow way that makes Simon's spine tingle. "You mean, vaguely civil?"
    "Uh. Sure. That."
    "Because I had the clearly absurd hope that it might make you more likely to leave me the fuck alone."
    Simon thrusts a finger at Baz in triumph. It’s unimpressive, from so many meters away. "So you could plot something!"
    "So I could have some peace," Baz hisses.
    Simon rolls his eyes. "You'd have no idea what to do with yourself."
    The curl of Baz’s lip is achingly slow. "I'd love to find out," he drawls.


    It's a snow day at Watford! Simon is thrilled and wants to play and explore. Baz is cold and hungry and needs to hunt. When their paths cross in the Wavering Wood, the enchanting winter wonderland sets the perfect atmosphere for flirting—until a goblin attack slices through their moment.

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    05 Sep 2019

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    Baz Pitch is an overworked uni student who -- between his heavy course load and his shifts at his aunt's bookstore -- is stressed all the time. There are expectations on him to follow the family footsteps, and he doesn't want to deal with that right now. His aunt Fiona's bookstore is his one oasis in this (except for on poetry slam nights) and he's glad to have her -- even if she does come with her own brand of crazy.

    But when Simon Snow, a lit student with a short temper who's trying to distance himself from his bad history, starts working at the bookstore, Baz's life gets infinitely more stressful. Amidst bad poetry slams, author signings, getting locked in storerooms and gaining a (unwanted) roommate, Baz comes to realise that Simon Snow is so much more than he's prepared to take on.

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    02 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    Lance hates his neighbor. Lance has been watching him from afar and decided he definitely disliked Keith. Him and his dog that won't seem to leave Lance alone. Lance has been able to avoid Keith for most of the time they've been neighbors. That is until Keith's brother invites him and his roommates to a barbecue... maybe Lance can still change his mind?
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    Keith knows that Lance hates him and Kosmo. It's not his fault his dog always gets out of their yard. Thankfully Keith hasn't had to really deal with Lance's wraith yet. But his idiot brother thought Keith needed to socialize so they decided to throw a barbecue and invite their neighbors. Keith was hardly thrilled about it... That is until he saw Lance shirtless...

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    05 Apr 2019

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    Lance is getting his big American debut on a new T.V series called Voltron. He's excited and nervous about how amazingly talented and famous his cast members are. But most importantly Lance is anticipating meeting his character -Leandro's- love interest in the show. Who happens to played by the be mega famous, mega hot Keith Kogane.

    But due to a misunderstanding during their first encounter, Lance now thinks Keith is the biggest jerk alive.

    Keith now has to try and fix it, for the sake of the show, and also for the sake of their on screen romance, which may start venture off screen as well.

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    02 Apr 2019

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