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    “Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

    What.

    “You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

    Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

    “I’m a what?”

    “A meme. It’s like an internet—”

    “I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

    Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

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    In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

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    25 Apr 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is majorly funny

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    "Is he the messiest?"

    "Yes."

    "Does he do the washing up?"

    "Never."

    "Does he make his bed?"

    "Never."

    "Hopeless, hopeless flatmate. Would you rather be with one of these guys?"

    "Nope!"

    Or: Louis attempts to become a better flatmate, much to Harry's dismay.

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    30 Mar 2018

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    This is legitimately one of my absolute faves I’ve read it so many times

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    Harry's just finished his first year of uni on his way to becoming Dr. Harry Styles, Neurosurgeon. He's young, he has endless potential, three amazing best mates, a new love and the world at his fingertips. The fact that his new boyfriend may or may not be a sex-worker, of course, throws a wrench into the works. But it's not true. Really.

    Probably.

    It most definitely might not be entirely true. And that's all Harry needs to know.

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    29 Mar 2018

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    love this

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    “You’ve got to be kidding me,” Louis says, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms over his chest. In the center of the table, a set of three glossy photos stares up at him, mocking him.

    “A security detail is non-negotiable, Louis, you know this,” his mum reminds him, tapping the middle photo with two fingers.

    Louis doesn’t look back down at the pictures, gesturing towards them wildly, over-dramatically. “This is not a security detail!” he protests. “This is a lanky college student. In what world do you hire someone like this kid to protect me?”

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    20 Feb 2018

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    Love

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    And Louis decides, as the boy slowly starts backing away with that cheeky grin lighting up that whole stupidly beautiful face, that he should sue him for emotional abuse just for the fact his pecs stretch the fabric of his shirt like that alone. He really should. He might even win the case.
    Fuck.

    or: they're all 19. louis is a twink, harry is a frat boy hunk. harry for some reason wants his makeup done for pride, and louis is just trying so very hard to stay clear of all alleged fuckboys this year.

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    13 Jan 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    rly enjoyed this majorly hot and louis' thought processes r rly funny