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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Zayn has yet to not get a stiffy when he sees Louis on set--just the idea of Louis being so in control of everything, shouting commands at him, walking up to him when he's in a pose and touching him everywhere, moving him around so he looks better--it's definitely somewhat of a fear boner, but in the best way possible. Honestly, he kind of wants Louis to destroy him, and that desire hasn't wavered a bit over the past two years.

     

     

    [Or the one where Louis tells Zayn what to do, Zayn (usually) fights back, and neither of them can get enough of it]

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    03 Jun 2018

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    rly like this

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    In which Niall is a bit lost, Liam and Louis can't seem to get their shit together, and Harry is literally out of this world.

    (aka: alien narry)

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    31 May 2018

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    this is so fucking good and harry is so cute i love it

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    “This is a disaster,” Liam says, plopping down at the Gryffindor table next to Louis. Louis doesn't bother looking up from his treacle tart, which isn't exactly the sympathetic response that Liam was fishing for.

    or, a hogwarts au in which liam pines, harry gets around, and they both get by with a little help from their friends.

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    30 May 2018

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    i LOVE THIS it is so cute and funny and louis' characterisation is SO GOOD

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    Harry is the calming rain, the peaceful serenity, the cleansing fall of water that makes Liam come alive and Louis is the thunder, the lightning, crashing and booming and shaking Liam to the core.

     

     

    [Or the one where Liam falls in love with two men on a computer screen; real life, however, is a lot more complicated]

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    29 May 2018

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    i LOVE THIS

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    “Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

    What.

    “You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

    Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

    “I’m a what?”

    “A meme. It’s like an internet—”

    “I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

    Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

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    In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

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    25 Apr 2018

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    This is majorly funny