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Though he won't ever admit it—not even years later, when Draco's giving Harry shit about it right before they go to sleep, the bedside light just dim enough to hide the worst of his blush—it takes Harry an embarrassingly long time to realise that something is wrong. It's not like he's trying to pull regularly. If he wants to get laid, he gets laid. He is, after all, Harry Potter.
But it's not until it's a Saturday morning, and he's languidly stroking himself off in the shower with long, slow pulls that he feels deep in the pit of his stomach, that Harry realises that he's been at this for quite some time, and while it feels amazing and his toes are curling and his balls are pulled up tight…
Nothing's happening.
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Seeing Ron like this, how was Draco to stop himself?
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It's been going on for twenty minutes now. An incessant rustling, intermixed with quiet cursing and heavy sighs, sometimes broken by deep groans. Since it's the middle of the night, and there's a very low likelihood that Potter is wrestling a dangerous, if somewhat quiet, animal in his bed, Draco has narrowed the cause of those sounds down to one thing.
Potter is currently having a very, very, long wank.
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- Part 6 of Kinkuary 2022
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Draco gets gangbanged. Harry watches.
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- Part 5 of Kinkuary 2022
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The first time Harry watches Malfoy skate to the blue line, Harry can't drag his eyes away. His footwork is insane, and Harry's captivated. It doesn't hurt that when Malfoy takes his helmet off, his blond hair is plastered to his head like burnished gold and his eyes are the same color as an Alberta sky in midwinter. It doesn't hurt that Malfoy skates like he was born for it, that his puck handling makes Harry's breath catch, that when Malfoy scores—top shelf, hard enough to knock the goalie's water bottle off the net—he grins like a sunrise, too bright to look at and warm enough to make Harry sweat.
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My contributions to HP Kinkuary 2021
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Eggsy goes data-mining.
Warning: reading this story may well affect your HbA1c.
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the first of many by venvephe for concernedlily
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
08 Sep 2015
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Eggsy should have seen this coming.
Looking back, he should have payed more attention to the calendar; he’d been good about taking his suppressants until the last few weeks, when the training exercises and elimination tests had gotten so intense that he’d started to forget the little pills. Dealing with a heat doesn’t seem as horrific after jumping out of an airplane, especially when you’d under the assumption that your ‘chute was faulty, and taking the suppressants was one of those little things that got shuttered off to the side in his mind. If he’d been paying attention it may not have come to - this.
Because Eggsy’s in heat, and there’s only two ways it can go from here.
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20 Jun 2022
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Read this a second time, which means I need a bookmark.
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“I’m Eggsy,” the stranger says, holding out his hand. It’s a very fine one. Small, with elegant bones and long fingers. He wears a gold signet ring on the smallest one.
It’s obviously a nickname, designed to undoubtedly invite more questions, pull in more interest. Harry can’t say he isn’t baited, but.
“And I’m working,” he says, ignoring the hand and Eggsy both as he resumes his guard.
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"Hm?" Merlin asks, distracted when he looks up and squints at Eggsy's face, then catches up and resumes working. "Oh. No. Zania Bonatti, Italian artist and activist. Also Harry's wife."
"You wot?" Eggsy blurts, eyes snapping back to him, then over to Roxy like he might've mis-heard.
But he hasn't because Roxy's face wrinkles minutely in sympathy that has Eggsy's ears burning and he snaps his eyes away again in humiliation.
"Yes, Harry's married. Did he never mention that to you?" Merlin pauses long enough to frown briefly, then he shrugs. "Well, on to more important matters…"
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