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    Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.

    Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.

    Still, no one deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.

    And it’s about time somebody told him that.

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    28 May 2020

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    I forget how this gives me warm fuzzies:

    Jackson gives him a decidedly unimpressed look. “You think I’m settling for you? Me? I don’t settle on my friends, Stiles. I choose them. Carefully. And if you think you’re the kind of person that needs to be settled for, then clearly I have some work to do. God,” he mutters, disgusted.

     

    Stiles' world expand, and Scott's shrinks.

     

    stuck in reverse by crazyassmurdererwall (smartalli)
    Fandoms:Teen Wolf (TV)
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    13 Oct 2018

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    “Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”

    “Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.

    “Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”

    “There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”

    C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.

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    18 Apr 2020

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    Sometimes you come across an old fandom classic fic and you whisper to yourself "yes, Leia, you tell him" as you're reading something so perfect you have no words.

     

    "Yes,” Leia says. She points at her chest and then jabs at Luke. “Family,” she enunciates crisply; Aunt Celly would be so proud. She then points at Han. “Family,” she repeats. “What’s the problem here?"

     

    <3

     

    no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa by magneticwave
    Fandoms:Star Wars - All Media Types
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    The sheriff bought a crib and made Derek help him put it together. Stiles thought of Hemingway and the shortest, most heartbreaking story ever told, and dismantled it on his own while Derek was out.

    [The one where Stiles getting knocked up is the least of his worries.]

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    09 Apr 2020

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    This is the impossible mpreg one cos Fae obvs, where Derek thinks he's going to either lose Stiles or the baby the whole time and it makes you fkn cry like a banshee. Last chapter is just success!smut, but you love all the heartache that comes before that.

     

    The Threat of Human Sacrifice by bloodmakesnoise
    Fandoms:Teen Wolf (TV)
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    They’re both so pale under the layers of ash and soot, that’s the first thing John notices, that, and the smell that clings to their hair, their skin, their clothes.

    Years later, when he knows Derek better, when he knows the truth, he’ll recall this moment and it’ll make his heart break a little. He’ll remember how the scent was so acrid, so intense, and he’ll wonder: If it was like that for him— a human— then how much worse for them? What else could they smell as they sat on hard plastic chairs beneath the stark strip light in a paint-peeled hallway at the Sheriff’s station?

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    5 times the Sheriff called Derek 'son', and 1 time Derek called the Sheriff 'dad'.

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    11 Mar 2020

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    This is the 5+1 with Stiles telling his dad on the phone that he loves Derek, not knowing that Derek is in the kitchen and overheard everything. You love that one.

     

    Forget Your Perfect Offering by yodasyoyo for adeepeningdig
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    Stiles is happy with his store, his hobbies, his friends. Peter's just trying to figure out how to raise his nieces and nephew without fucking them up too badly.

    Paths cross.

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    24 Feb 2020

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    Bm'ing this steter fic for the perfect "Grief is like a crater" quote alone <3
    Really sweet, ace fic, with tiny Hale kids that are too fucking cute for words.

     

    Hook, Yarn, Sinker by pprfaith
    Fandoms:Teen Wolf (TV)
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