23 Sep 2015
Alistair, age sixteen, hooks up with a pretty college girl named Aphrodite. Nine months and a birthday later, he has a baby boy dumped on him out of the blue. Abandoning his full-ride scholarship to Binghamton, he starts supporting himself and his son while finishing up high school at night.
Seven years later, age twenty-three, Alistair is working odd jobs, fending off freaky monsters, and dealing with a curse laid on him by an angry father, all while putting his son Calix through elementary school. It's safe to say he isn't pleased when that "Aphrodite" girl shows up again, looking not a day older than when they first met, and sets into motion another series of events that is sure to screw up his life yet again. ((first post on ao3. please DO judge harshly, i'm striving to improve. irregular updates.))