- Homestuck (1)
"Now, many people would recall the night of meeting the love of their lives with fondness, perhaps telling stories about how the moment their eyes met they knew that they would be in love for the rest their days. Perhaps they would talk about lavish balls with a private dance away from the crowd, or perhaps of a ride through the air. If it were an especially naughty story, they would speak of fevered kisses, roving hands, hiding away from the families that hated each other, or in the occasional case, of how a human fell in love with a vampire or werewolf. Scandalous though their love may seem, one between a man with a little too much soul and one with none at all, there was no romantic first meeting between them.
In fact, the first meeting involved an incident with a hedgehog, a silver tipped cane, a soulless boy, a particular plateful of apple tart, and what was sure to be one very confused and put off Dave."