I Never Thought I'd Live to See the Day (when everybody's words got in the way) by DoomedTemperament (orphan_account)
10 Jan 2017
Operating under the pen name Kazutaka to maintain a sense of anonymity, he’d become a source of interest for students on campus. He’d even been given a personal email to take requests, and he found his inbox giving him notifications more and more frequently as time passed.
But he had never gotten an email like this.
(In which Takao secretly runs an advice column for the university newspaper, and receives a series of abnormal letters.)