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  1. Summary

    A series of loosely-connected fics set in a universe where the WWE and NXT superstars live in the same apartment building and don't tour a lot, allowing shenanigans to occur. Loosely based on the TGWTG Big House AU.

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    The beauty of a perfect storm lies in how each factor adds up until the combination becomes unstoppable. And when this particular storm rages, several things become apparent: how much was left unknown, how many times 'make it up as we go along' was used as a plan and not as a last resort... and in the end, how badly they fucked it up.

    ...or, the story of how a rabid wolf, the artistic psychopath who lives in his head, a very confused so-called 'normal guy', a genius, a fire angel, a dreamer and a master hacker blaze their way out of a maze built in blood and bone.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    They're everything she could need.
    At least, they might be, she reflects as she backs away from the ring, the House triumphant at her back. She doesn’t know yet if they feel that she could be everything to them too.

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    08 Aug 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    an extremely thinly veiled meta discourse on bdsm and the ways in which kink overlaps with mental/physical health and the queer experience masquerading as what is nominally pokemon x/y fanfic as written by someone who hasn't played pokemon x/y in literally a decade. this is also a meta-deconstruction of disney death tropes and an investigation into what radical reconstructive and reparative justice might look like in jrpg villain settings if you take lore totally seriously and also have approximate knowledge of many things. also for some reason all the titles are from a little known mozart opera that grabbed me like a squeaky toy and shook.

    i woke up in the morning on a wednesday in february and have gone temporarily insane.

    the series is in roughly chronological order, although some fics have scenes taking place over a larger period of time. you can also read it in posting order if you want.

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    31 Jul 2022

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    Honestly, Mokuba deserves to have a gun. And everyone else deserves to go absolutely Off The Fucking Rails.

    YuGiOh, but they're all appropriately feral little gremlins. Kind of a Reconciliation of the 4Kids Dub and the Horror-Comedy Manga, but mostly me wildly overthinking the setting and deciding to lean into the weirdness.

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    9/?
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    05 Jul 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 54

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    A repost of four old HP fics of mine belonging to my incomplete "journals and ice-cream" series.

    1. Draco Malfoy and the Trials of Single Parenthood
    2. Draco Malfoy and the Perils of Dating
    3. Ronald Weasley and the Midlife Crises
    4. Lorcan Scamander and the Year of Raging Hormones

    Draco Malfoy and the Trials of Single Parenthood: Draco Malfoy: ex-Death Eater, former bigot, divorcee, and single father. His wife left him for Viktor Krum, his children worship the Weasleys who clash with the décor, something is rotten at Hogwarts, and he doesn't really know what he's doing. But maybe he's getting the hang of it.

    **PLEASE READ THE AUTHORS NOTES FIRST**

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    4/4
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    16 Jun 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    mox is pretty sure matt's new spreadsheet is going to drive him fully insane, and he kind of thought he was already fully insane.

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    18/18
    Comments:
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    187
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    18
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    6276

    25 May 2022

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