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  1. 12 Miles Below, Book 3, Chapter 13: "Tackling Apex Predators" - tighter lips, tighter fights by

    Fandoms: 12 Miles Below  

    14 Apr 2022

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    A canon-compliant partial rewrite of chapter 13, book 3 of 12 Miles Below to address the things that bothered me. In this canon-compatible version of the chapter, loose lips will not sink ships, and Keith is a little smarter.

    If you're not up to speed on 12 Miles Below: The narrator, Keith, wears a suit of armor called Journey, powered by technology and magic and nanomachines and the armor's own AI, which is also possessed by a lady called Cathida, who once wore the armor. Together, they've developed a combat technique where Cathida drives the armor with her lifetime of reflexes as an Imperial knight, while Keith manipulates occult fractals to generate magic. When he retreats from his body to let Cathida drive the armor, the occult lets him see concepts.

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  2. Merrie Melange Melodies: A Dune Looney Tunes episode by

    Fandoms: Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Dune Series - Frank Herbert  

    25 May 2020

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    How might the presence of characters from Looney Tunes throw off the plot of Frank Herbert's Dune?

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  3. Becoming a mouse by

    Fandoms: Redwall Series - Brian Jacques, Furry (Fandom)  

    17 Jan 2019

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    The watercress and beetroot stews were having an effect.

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  4. In which Leon Kowalski knows his politics by

    Fandoms: Blade Runner (Movies), Real Person Fiction  

    08 Sep 2018

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    Political commentary upon a certain US senator's approach to Supreme Court nominations.

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  5. "It's been a weird few weeks for anyone named Richard Energy" by

    Fandoms: The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson  

    07 Jul 2018

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    When Doctor Richard Energy drinks the potion, his confidante Gabriel Utterson is transfixed by his friend's transformation

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  6. She'll be Coming 'Round the Mountain by

    Fandoms: Folk Songs  

    18 Jun 2018

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    “She’ll be cumming ‘round the mountain when she cums.”

    Originally posted to Tumblr.

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  7. The Infinite Loops: Smaug's repeated offer to Bard by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, Infinite Loops - Fandom  

    24 Jan 2018

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    An Awake Smaug decides to play with Unawake Bard.

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  8. Hyperdrives are pretty ubiquitous, right? by

    Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types  

    24 Dec 2017

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    Poe Dameron is a little smarter, this time around. He takes Finn's plan to Admiral Holdo.

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  9. Space Has More Than One Dimension: a The Last Jedi fix-it fic by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy  

    24 Dec 2017

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    Lucasfilm treats Star Wars fleet battles as one-dimensional engagements. They should read Ender's Game.

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  10. The Hogwarts Express at Essan Bothy by

    Fandoms: Real News RPF  

    15 Oct 2017

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    When a family got stranded on Essan Bothy, the bobby who picked up the phone was a railfan.

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  11. Harry Potter and the Drill of Rationality by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann  

    16 Jun 2017

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    In Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality Chapter 64: Omake Files 4, Alternate Parallels, Eliezer Yudkowsky wrote:


    TENGEN TOPPA GURREN RATIONALITY 40K

    I have a truly marvelous story for this crossover which this margin is too narrow to contain.

    This is not that fic. This is two-thirds of that fic.
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  12. Business or Pleasure? by

    Fandoms: James Bond - All Media Types  

    22 May 2017

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    A secret agent enters the United States through passport control.

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  13. The little death that brings total annihilation by

    Fandoms: An Imagined Dialog On Immigration Between Two Hypothetical Interlocutors - David Severa  

    08 Aug 2016

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    Inspired by Tumblr user argumate's comment: "the little death"

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