11 Works by ontploffing

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    The watercress and beetroot stews were having an effect.

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    Political commentary upon a certain US senator's approach to Supreme Court nominations.

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    When Doctor Richard Energy drinks the potion, his confidante Gabriel Utterson is transfixed by his friend's transformation

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    “She’ll be cumming ‘round the mountain when she cums.”

    Originally posted to Tumblr.

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    An Awake Smaug decides to play with Unawake Bard.

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    Lucasfilm treats Star Wars fleet battles as one-dimensional engagements. They should read Ender's Game.

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    Poe Dameron is a little smarter, this time around. He takes Finn's plan to Admiral Holdo.

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    When a family got stranded on Essan Bothy, the bobby who picked up the phone was a railfan.

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    Summary

    In Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality Chapter 64: Omake Files 4, Alternate Parallels, Eliezer Yudkowsky wrote:


    TENGEN TOPPA GURREN RATIONALITY 40K

    I have a truly marvelous story for this crossover which this margin is too narrow to contain.

    This is not that fic. This is two-thirds of that fic.
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    A secret agent enters the United States through passport control.

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    Inspired by Tumblr user argumate's comment: "the little death"

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