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    Wei Wuxian hovers, lingering by the privacy screen, as if the distance between it and the bathtub is a ravine he should not cross. “You want me to…”

    “My hair,” Lan Wangji says, stilted. Almost as awkward as Wei Wuxian feels. “Please.”

    “You don’t have to say please,” Wei Wuxian tells him, absurdly. “That’s not — that’s not what I’m here for.”

    “Then tell me what you are here for.”

    He sees, rather than feels, himself freeze: his hand coming up two inches short of touching the soap, his chest stilling as the breath catches in his lungs. To cheat you, he thinks. To lie to you. “To help you.”

    (Or: an heir, an outcast, and three conspiracies.)

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    18 Jan 2022

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    Wei Ying can’t find his words. “What would I do in Gusu?”
    The man’s mouth quirks in what Wei Ying cannot interpret as anything but a tiny, smug smirk. “Learn.”

    Wei Ying has made a fine life for himself. He’s got his jiejies and his talismans; he doesn’t need anyone’s charity. But spending a whole year in Gusu? That’s hard to turn down.
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    10 Jan 2022

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    "So it's a bet?" Jiang Cheng said. "Dance the showcase if you get him, fancy coffee machine if you don't?"

    Wei Wuxian considered the machine. "Fine. You're on. I want it in red."

    "Don't start planning your caffeine overdose yet."

    "It's in the bag," Wei Wuxian said cheerfully. "There's no way they'll match me with someone like Lan Wangji."

     
    Teaching Lan Wangji to dance in front of the nation for twelve weeks, how hard can that be? Wei Wuxian is about to find out.

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    07 Jan 2022

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    Wei Ying leans on the bar. “So, what can I get you, Lan Zhan? Do you want your signature drink, or do you want to try something new?”

     

     

    Lan Zhan gets lost in the pretty face pushed in less than a foot from his own--and in the giddy realization that Wei Ying remembers his name. “Something new,” he says finally.

    “Great! It's harder since you don't do alcohol, but I like a challenge.” He winks at Lan Zhan before spinning around to peruse the shelves. “Are you more of a sweet or sour guy?”

    Lan Zhan’s taste in beverages pretty much begins and ends with green tea, but today is a day for risks. For climbing out of his rut and trying new things. He decided that in the last two minutes. Perhaps Wei Ying's enthusiasm is contagious.

    Or Wei Ying is a bartender who makes terrible drinks. Lan Zhan keeps going back to his bar anyway.

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    06 Jan 2022

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    Acclaimed internet novelist Wei Wuxian decides to sign up as a Mandarin-Japanese translator for an idol-survival show to experience the formal workplace™. Somehow, he finds himself as a contestant with no way of getting himself eliminated. At least there's Lan-laoshi, who sneaks him internet access.

    A Lelush inspired idol-survival show fic.

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    04 Jan 2022