oncewewerezombies



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  1. Summary

    Just what it says on the tin.

    Sometimes I post ask lists. Feel free to hmu for a fill.

    Right over here.

    Or just randomly drop me a line.

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    Someone fucking help me.

    Please be advised that everything inside is pure self-indulgence.

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    Dead dove: do not eat.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    CA: LISTEN all im sayin is wwhat utter FUCKWWIT decides its a good fuckin idea to challenge a psionic to test their control all ovver his owwn goddamn body
    CA: AN gets their poor seadwweller moirail mixed up in it
    CC: You, last week, only we're not moirails and if you kelp up t)(e )(ippocriticoral be)(avior, I'm telling Karkat.

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    22 Jul 2018

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    "What the fuck,” Dave says. "Care to explain why you’re carrying around a gigantic naked unconscious troll?”

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    In which two people unsuited in oh so many ways for any interpersonal relationship strike up a moirallegiance.

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    24 Jul 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    06 Nov 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    I will break down doors and throw people out to get a room with Feferi. I will build a fucking extension to the Vantas Shack to get a room with Feferi. I think I’m shaking. I think I’m going to have a fucking aneurism. I’m gonna do that shitty thing that happens in Japanese anime porn where blood just spews out of my nose like a geyser.

    Cuz I’m kind of a virgin.

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    31 Oct 2015

  5. Public Bookmark 76

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    You were right about him being passive—well, receptive. Reactive. He doesn't start things, though he's always willing to stop what he's doing for a makeout session, and he puts himself in your orbit more than he needs to. You think that's his way of asking if you're in the mood.

    It's hard to admit it even to yourself, but you're grateful he's content to take it this slow.

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    29 Oct 2015