oncewewerezombies



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  1. Summary

    Just what it says on the tin.

    Sometimes I post ask lists. Feel free to hmu for a fill.

    Right over here.

    Or just randomly drop me a line.

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  3. Summary

    Someone fucking help me.

    Please be advised that everything inside is pure self-indulgence.

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    Dead dove: do not eat.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Feferi's fall is not at all marked by a beforehand rise. It's sharp, it's sudden, and it drags her mates down with her. It's all they can do to hold on.

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    03 Sep 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    In which a most mirthful motherfucker is propositioned for a fight by his grimdark friend, only to have the fight proceed to sloppy makeouts and then sex. Features facepaint, significant size difference, Faygo product placement and only 5% plot!

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    03 Sep 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Davesprite finally works up the nerve to ask Dave for help figuring out if he can still get off. Dave says yes, as long as his boyfriend can come along for the ride.

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    31 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    CA: LISTEN all im sayin is wwhat utter FUCKWWIT decides its a good fuckin idea to challenge a psionic to test their control all ovver his owwn goddamn body
    CA: AN gets their poor seadwweller moirail mixed up in it
    CC: You, last week, only we're not moirails and if you kelp up t)(e )(ippocriticoral be)(avior, I'm telling Karkat.

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    22 Jul 2018

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    "What the fuck,” Dave says. "Care to explain why you’re carrying around a gigantic naked unconscious troll?”

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    In which two people unsuited in oh so many ways for any interpersonal relationship strike up a moirallegiance.

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    24 Jul 2016