olivebranchesandredwine
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- Schitt's Creek (37)
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It's Whumptober, y'all. Buckle up, and get ready to hurt, with the caveat that no matter how much they get injured in this, everyone is gonna come out on the other end of the month alive and happy.
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AU where David didn't kiss Patrick after his birthday dinner, so now it's winter and they're just idiots pining for each other, until a snowstorm turns a quick vendor trip until an unplanned overnight.
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There's a holiday party at Ray's place, and tipsy!Patrick's got a surprise for David that he just can't wait to share. Set between seasons 5 and 6.
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Here's....something in your eye by olivebranchesandredwine for Moreanswers24
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
03 Oct 2019
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“Oh my god, I’m so sorry—I didn’t mean to finish so early!"
David surprises Patrick, and things end tender.Series
- Part 12 of Tumblr Prompts
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Don't Cover Your Mouth by olivebranchesandredwine for codswallop, sonlali
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
02 Oct 2019
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From a Tumblr Prompt:
31. “Don’t cover your mouth…I like hearing you”Pure, unadulterated smut, y'all. Rimming, but make it tender. Set sometime in Season 4.
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- Part 11 of Tumblr Prompts
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“Hey, you alive?”
Patrick gently jostles David, eyebrows quirked up in concern. That he has the audacity to look this adorable when he’s ruining David’s life is just unconscionable, David thinks. He picks up the mini whiteboard and dry erase marker that the urgent care doctor had recommended David use for communication until his tonsillitis is better and quickly scribbles out a single word: sorbet.
It's Halloween in Schitt's Creek, & David and Patrick's plans are put on hold while David recovers from tonsillitis. But luckily, wine, nibblies, Gourmet Makes, Practical Magic, Alexis, and Stevie are all there to save the day!
Or: In Which the Author Knows What She's About, Son
Or (pt. 2): In Which the Author Demands All the Hurt and Comfort You Have
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Bookmarked by olivebranchesandredwine
22 Oct 2019
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you've got me feeling emotions (deeper than i've ever dreamed of) by wardo_wedidit
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
12 Mar 2019
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“Um,” he tries, suddenly concentrating very hard on his shoelaces. “I have what is probably a very, very stupid idea. What if… I pretended to be your boyfriend?”
Or: David thinks he's come up with the perfect mutually beneficial arrangement with Patrick, but it isn't long before things start to get complicated.
Bookmarked by olivebranchesandredwine
21 Oct 2019
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Alexis and David thought this would be a normal trip to pick up some merchandise for the store. What occurs however is a fight for their lives as the Rose siblings have to survive being hunted by someone, who seeks to have one of them.
Bookmarked by olivebranchesandredwine
08 Sep 2019
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In real life, sex was never going to be like it was in porn. It was never even going to be like it was in romantic movies, crying out one another's names in delight. Sex is just another part of their relationship, and, like their relationship, it isn't going to be perfect all the time.
Bookmarked by olivebranchesandredwine
08 Sep 2019
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David's nervous about open mic night (how is he supposed to handle the embarrassment?), so Patrick has a plan to help him relax, or at least temporarily forget about it.
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- Part 3 of The Best
Bookmarked by olivebranchesandredwine
29 Aug 2019