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    Drabbles and Ficlets based on prompts from Tumblr

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    Hand holding in Schitt’s Creek.

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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Hey, you alive?”

    Patrick gently jostles David, eyebrows quirked up in concern. That he has the audacity to look this adorable when he’s ruining David’s life is just unconscionable, David thinks. He picks up the mini whiteboard and dry erase marker that the urgent care doctor had recommended David use for communication until his tonsillitis is better and quickly scribbles out a single word: sorbet.

    It's Halloween in Schitt's Creek, & David and Patrick's plans are put on hold while David recovers from tonsillitis. But luckily, wine, nibblies, Gourmet Makes, Practical Magic, Alexis, and Stevie are all there to save the day!

    Or: In Which the Author Knows What She's About, Son

    Or (pt. 2): In Which the Author Demands All the Hurt and Comfort You Have

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    22 Oct 2019

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    “Um,” he tries, suddenly concentrating very hard on his shoelaces. “I have what is probably a very, very stupid idea. What if… I pretended to be your boyfriend?”

    Or: David thinks he's come up with the perfect mutually beneficial arrangement with Patrick, but it isn't long before things start to get complicated.

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    21 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Alexis and David thought this would be a normal trip to pick up some merchandise for the store. What occurs however is a fight for their lives as the Rose siblings have to survive being hunted by someone, who seeks to have one of them.

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    08 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    In real life, sex was never going to be like it was in porn. It was never even going to be like it was in romantic movies, crying out one another's names in delight. Sex is just another part of their relationship, and, like their relationship, it isn't going to be perfect all the time.

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    08 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    David's nervous about open mic night (how is he supposed to handle the embarrassment?), so Patrick has a plan to help him relax, or at least temporarily forget about it.

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    29 Aug 2019