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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Jon takes another breath. He can’t bear to look at Martin’s face as he says it; he fixes his gaze on the far corner bedpost instead. “I . . . don’t want to have sex with you. I don’t want to have sex with anyone.”

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    29 Oct 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    The Staten Island vampire household accidentally acquires a baby. Guillermo, who has since left to work as a monster slayer and fixer for hire, gets involved.

    (The baby is a manticore.)

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    25 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Nandor knows you shouldn’t drink alone. Guillermo obliges.

    (Commensal politics throughout Guillermo’s tenure as a familiar, including four-dollar Cab Sav, eleven years of half-truths, and what exactly happens when a vampire bites you.)

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    25 Oct 2020

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.

    This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.

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    21 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    The plan to win Wednesday’s friendship did not start well. She shared her admiration for the girl’s blowtorch, then hinted about her own childhood affinity for matchsticks and fire accelerants, but Wednesday was unimpressed.

    “Do better,” she said before lowering her hockey mask and stalking after Pubert.

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    21 Oct 2020

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