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  1. Summary

    The works collected in this handbook explore Sameen Shaw from multiple perspectives and through different media. The aspects explore include but are not limited to chronology, personality psychology and primers on relevant real-life issues (e.g. the intelligence world). Canon references are provided (alongside screen captures), and an effort made to annotate canon, real-life information and supposition. This series includes all editions and supplements of the Sameen Shaw Handbook.

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    “Marry me instead,” Jaime said.

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    07 Oct 2018

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    Three weeks into their delightful slog across Westeros, during yet another charming day of shitting in the woods, eating half-raw squirrel, and trudging his feet bloody, the single most dour and uninteresting woman Jaime had ever met in all of Westeros stopped in the middle of a field, drew a deep breath, and said, “When I was seven, my aunt came to visit with her son. My father told me that as the daughter of the house, it was my duty to show hospitality to my guests and to be gracious to them. I wanted to make him proud. So for three weeks, I let my cousin follow me around and talk to me about spiders.”

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    07 Oct 2018

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    Iron Man shuffles his feet and clears his throat in a burst of static. “If you ever need to talk, I’m here. Doesn’t matter the reason.”

    For one wild moment Steve actually considers it. Surely if he can tell anyone, it’s Iron Man? Iron Man would never shrink away, would never laugh at him.

    But what could he possibly say?

    Actually, Shellhead, I just pulled myself off three times in the past hour and I was thinking about your boss the entire time.

    Actually, Shellhead, I’m a science experiment they let out of the lab too soon and I think I might be going out of my mind.

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    14 Sep 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 83

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    Steve never actually thought his wildest dream would come true. Apparently, neither did Tony.

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    10 Sep 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Wherein James is slow on the uptake.

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    01 Sep 2018