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    (Previously titled as "The Shadow of Fate," but I've published a novel under the same title, so I've changed the series name.) Jim Kirk is an everyday (genius) kid from Iowa who lives for the summers when his best friend Spock comes from Vulcan for a visit. These visits come to a crashing end when Jim drives a car off a cliff. Despite the circumstances, it seems certain that one day, they will meet again.

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    16 Aug 2018

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    Harry Potter had been an unwanted freak in the Dursley home, so when an opportunity arises for them to be rid of him, is it any wonder they jump on the opportunity? Harry finds himself trapped and experimented on like a lab rat by those that wield the strange power he's come to suppress. When he finally escapes, he carries with him a secret that must be kept so, lest he find himself shown as the freak he had always been told he was.

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    13 Jun 2018

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    Revenge is the misguided attempt to transform shame and pain into pride. Being forsaken and neglected, ignored and forgotten, revenge seems a fairly competent obligation at this point.
    Skylar is the boy who lived, that's why he's important. I'm not Skylar, I'm going to make sure that they remember that. I'm going to make them regret everything.

    Going to Hogwarts is part of the plan, waking the basilisk is part of the plan, taking potions, learning spells, being tortured, murdering others, watching people di-
    It's all part of the plan. It's all part of the plan.
    (I'm useful, I'm useful.)

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    29 May 2018

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    28 May 2018

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    The Dark Lord lingers. Severus spirals. Did Harry Potter ever truly exist at all?

    [Severus Snape splits his time between the war effort, a mysterious plot hatched by his students, the ever nefarious Dolores Umbridge, and the physical and mental well-being of Harry Potter. The last one turns out to be even more difficult than it sounds.

    And then things take a turn for the worse.

    OotP AU in which it turns out the Dark Lord had more than one way to return from the dead, and Severus discovers just how far he has left to fall. Expect dark humor, a liberal dose of angst, and plenty of Severus Snape's personal opinions.

    Other things to look forward to in this fic include: Dolores Umbridge's frankly deeply disturbing crush on Severus Snape, Minerva and Severus as best bros, Albus Dumbledore as a really bad prankster, Lucius Malfoy as a poncy git, Kreacher the house-elf, a Harry Potter who seems more and more different every day, a surprisingly pragmatic Hermione Granger, and a Severus Snape who for some reason can't stop dreaming about the Dark Lord.]

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    28 May 2018