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    A Modern Fusion AU in which Mat and Nynaeve are roommates, Rand is a war vet with so much PTSD, Abell Cauthon grows weed, Taim and Logain are Mob Husbands, Lan is a secret service agent, Moiraine is a Senator, her wife Siuan Sanche is the Prime Minister of the Westlands Federation, and the Aiel are still more badass than everyone else.

    Obviously there's more to it than that, but we're making this up as we go.

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    Drabbles, fics, and ficlets from the Wheel of Time Trash discord prompts/trash factory. I am always open to ideas, especially if it involves Rand suffering!

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  1. Rec 79

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    It’s a beautiful photo, objectively speaking, much more beautiful than a shitty Internet tabloid photographer ought to have managed. Sam sees it when three friends and his sister text him the link simultaneously, the morning after, just minutes after Sam’s woken up. Steve is lying beside him, looking perfect and peaceful after a rare full night’s sleep, and Sam is overcome with desperate anger, because they’ve ruined this, they’ve ruined the first really good moment he and Steve have had in a long time.

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    06 Jul 2020

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    “They really didn’t want the mask to come off.” Hill thumbed through the scans, and pulled out a film that she then handed over to Sam, face mostly expressionless but for the flat line of her pursed lips.

    Sam accepted the film and held it up to the light, angling so both he and Steve could see it, squinting at the outline of the Winter Soldier’s skull, and the blips of unnatural white that showed up, God, in his brain, not to mention about half his teeth, plus the mask, with its thin protrusions—

    “Those are pins,” Steve realized. He looked over at Hill. “The mask—it’s nailed to his face.”

    Hill’s face was as unmoved as ever. “Like I said. They really didn’t want it coming off.”

     

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    art by quietnight | podfic by sallysparrow017 | podfic by AvidReaderLady

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    11 Apr 2020

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    Criminal profiler Malcolm Bright and NYPD detectives are clueless when rabid killer goes on psychotic spree targeting senior citizens. While he doesn't fit Malcolm's profile for murder, freelancer Geralt Rivia is suspiciously connected.

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    25 Mar 2020

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    Even when he's gone, it's always about Anomander.

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    If you had asked Edward Buckley to describe his parenting style, he would’ve told you that he was a “disciplinarian.”

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