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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Hey,” Honoré says abruptly. “You want a blowjob?”

    Chantal has just taken a bite of his sandwich. He keeps chewing.

    “To help you relax. You look wound up as hell.”

    “Actually, I really fucking do,” says Chantal finally.

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  2. Rec *

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    Six years ago, without the Avengers Initiative there to save the day, scientist Dr. Eric Selvig sacrificed himself to save the world, the almighty demi-god Thor was lost to a terrible storm, and vigilante Iron Man – spotted with a nuclear weapon trying to take advantage of the situation – was forever labelled an enemy of SHIELD.

    This is a comic book office AU, where Steve is defrosted a year too late, Thor has forgotten who he is, and no one knows Tony is Iron Man.

    Also includes: office pranks, inappropriate post-it notes, and superheroes who like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain

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  3. Rec *

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    Danny is worried that the temptations of the big city will lure Nicholas back to London, but what can Sandford offer that will tempt him to stay?

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    31 Jan 2012

  4. Rec *

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    Fury's a beautiful princess. Clint's plotting a Communist revolution. Rhodey's not sexy. Wall-E's not a documentary. Clint's not gay but he does give a great blowjob. This fic is not an AU.

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    Future fic: Bitten by a radioactive CD player, Lex gets super powers and just about everything he ever wanted, not that he'd ever admit he wanted what he gets.

    Canon is mostly from Smallville, but also little bits of Justice League, and Superman comic books. The Flash in this story is Barry Allen from the 1990's TV show. References for Impulse (Bart Allen) and Cyborg (Victor Stone) and Green Arrow (Oliver Queen) come from Smallville. I also jammed some Marvel canon into this, but since there are official DC/Marvel crossovers, hopefully I can get away with it. Hey, do you remember Dazzler? If you do, you're too old to read this crap.

     

    UPDATE: This fic has been translated into Russian: ficbook.net/readfic/2747226

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    18 Jan 2012