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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    06 Sep 2023

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    It begins, as it will end, with a Fall.

    (A whole canon rewrite AU with Crowley as a Fallen Raphael. Featuring additional scenes through the ages, a whole lot of angst, and a happy ending.)

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    19 Dec 2022

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    One-shots inspired by tumblr/discord posts about Captain Hob and Rue.

    Chapter 14: Rue makes their way to the tailor's shop in search of BINX and overhears an important conversation.
    Chapter 15: Hob and Rue are caught in a compromising position and are forced to marry. Hob still gets the wrong end of the stick.
    Chapter 16: Hob sees Wuvvy and thinks Rue's love confession is a distraction so Wuvvy can assassinate him.
    Chapter 17: Rue is cursed with obedience.
    Chapter 18: Three potential Lady Sylmenars.
    Chapter 19: Scorple finds out about Hob's feelings for Rue, and then forgets to do anything about it.
    Chapter 20: Rue doesn't swat Hob's hand away in the forest, however, the weight of an owlbear is much greater than that of the lithe elven fey of their glamour.

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    20 Sep 2022

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    The Gardiners take their trip to The Lakes and Elizabeth never visits Pemberley.

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    03 Sep 2021