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  1. Public Bookmark 90

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    "...until it’s weeks later and he’s peeing on a stick at 3 am because holy shit, what the fuck. And then he attempts to not cry into the phone and the dude who knocked him up is like ‘I really don’t care what you do about it’ and ‘It’s probably not even mine’ and slut shames the omega. That, Jiang Cheng, is how someone gets fucking pregnant.” He finishes, removing his hand from Jiang Cheng’s mouth only to jab a finger at him.

    Jiang Cheng looks like he wants to self immolate and/or possibly murder someone.

    In the meantime, their waitress has arrived and looks like she wants to quit her job and run away to live in the woods. Wei Ying relates.

    “Well then,” The waitress starts, clapping her hands together and very visibly pretending like the entire restaurant didn’t just witness what happened, “Can I get you guys anything to start? Drinks? Appetizers?”
    Wei Ying is leaving her such a big tip.

     

    Or, sometimes you get knocked up and then fall in love with the super hot Lan boy who swoops in to save your ass.

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    17 Jun 2021

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    YES GOOD 🥰

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    Lan Wangji is an impostor, he has his orders, he knows what he's supposed to do.

    Then he meets Wei Wuxian and his objective then becomes breed Wei Wuxian.

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    15 Jun 2021

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    You know you like tentacles and eggs, just deal with it. ❤️

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    Today, Wei Ying is dressed for the emperor. He has been planning this exact moment for months; timed it to precision, even. If they will not let Wei Ying serve the emperor, then Wei Ying will make the emperor come to him.

    And all he needs—is for the man to catch a glimpse. Just one glimpse of him, and Wei Ying knows he will have the chance to alter his fate.

    When he feels the man's eyes on him from afar, Wei Ying hurriedly gets up from where he’s sitting by the lotus pond. “Pardon me, your majesty,” he lies, lowering his head, hiding his smile. “I lost my way.”

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    11 Jun 2021

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    Fuck, he had totally walked into a set, hadn’t he? The beautiful, ethereal looking actor in his period piece outfit was pissed and waiting to tear him a new one, if the expression was any clue.

    One moment the man was up, and then, the next second, he had gracefully jumped from the wall in front of Wei Ying, who, only by the strength of his will, did not scream in alarm.

    He did yelp a little. But very manfully.

    “No entry after daybreak,” said the man, and his voice was deeper than Wei Ying could’ve guessed. “How did you get past the wards?” 
     

    or, modern!wwx takes a wrong turn and ends up in the cultivation world

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    11 Jun 2021

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    The marriage is supposed to be a punishment, a way to extend Wei Wuxian’s isolation. After all, Wangji has met the man (when they had both been boys, untouched by war); Wei Wuxian could hardly be asked to fit seamlessly into the regimented life of a Lan.

    Yu Ziyuan is a formidable, cruel woman, Wangji decides then. She is also wrong if she thinks Wangji will play part in her cruelty.

    (And Wei Wuxian, it seems, is so much more than meets the eye).

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    There is a tale of the Light of Stars and the Destroyer.

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    03 Jun 2021