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    So I pressed shuffle on my phone and wrote one shots based on the first 20 songs that played. Inspired by my friend C who knows how dangerous it is when I get bored XD. I had fun with some of these but some of them are really awkward because I have a very wide variety of songs and some of them really do not lend themselves to romantic one shots (uh Fancy and Thriftshop hello what am I supposed to do with them?) but enjoy anyway :)

    [UPDATE: Unlikely that this will ever be finished. Sorry to anyone who was enjoying it.]

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    Darcy Lewis and Co. and affiliated stories.

     

    Affiliated Stories and Corresponding DL&C Fic:
    Terms and Conditions -- There Are Worse People to be Soulbonded To
    What Tony is Willing to Do for Cookies -- Darcy Lewis Protection Squad

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    WHO IS SPIDER-MAN?

    The screen showed Peter Parker, sixteen years old and determined to prove the identity of Spider-Man over the course of the three-part documentary he was making, unknowing that it would become viral within days of the first part being released. Behind the camera, way off screen, was Harley Keener, Tony Stark’s other prodigy child, grinning like crazy as Peter started the documentary. Only a few people knew what was to come, and those few people were about to have a great few weeks.

    “My name is Peter Parker, and with the help of my friends, Ned Leeds, Harley Keener, and my Aunt, May Parker, who provided me with a lot of red yarn for this project, we’re going to uncover the identity of Spider-Man.”

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    "what if peter just decided to fuck with everyone who didn’t know he was spider man and make a documentary about him trying to uncover the Truth."

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    The Rogues are back at the compound but Tony isn't ready to tell them about Peter. Unfortunately, he isn't a quiet bragger, and he really likes to talk about his kid. The Avengers just want to know who Tony's son is.

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    The five times the Avengers only heard about Peter and the one time they met him

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    When Peter Parker gets a job working at Buzzfeed there's really only one subject he can write about: superheroes. And what superhero does he know better than everyone's friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?

    What he didn't expect was that everyone would think Peter's new obsession with the hero would be interpreted quite like That.

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    ... and one time Peter acts like a normal son.

    Peter Parker hasn't had a father figure in his life since the untimely death of his Uncle Ben. Tony Stark never gets to act like a normal person, on account of him being a genius, billionaire, and former playboy philanthropist. But, for Peter, he's willing to do anything, especially if he gets to be the kid's surrogate dad.

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    Tony Stark could never have imagined fatherhood would be this stressful—oh right, he had, which is why he never had kids—but then along came a spider.

    Peter Parker is your average dorky kid; he attends high school, plays video games with his friend, tries to get his homework in on time, and—oh right—swings through the city, dodging bullets and roping up bad guys in his spare time. Life can get pretty complicated while trying to live two separate lives, especially when one draws a lot of attention, and not always the good kind.

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