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  1. Summary

    This is an AU where Nevada Ramirez exists in the Gotham Universe and is among the mobsters that rule the city. For a brief time, Oswald Cobblepot worked for Nevada before Fish Mooney. During that time they were lovers. This is a series about two awful people who keep crawling back to each other.

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    I really like to write weird crossovers and ship the most unlikely characters together and along the way I make it somehow work... I think.

    None of these fics are related or interconnected (unless it says otherwise in the notes/summary of a specific fic). Read in whatever order you please or even just read one if only one interests you. I just wanted to lump these weird crack fics together in a single place.

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    Barba copes with the death of the man he loved.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Don’t delete anything other than... that... stuff,” Thor warns. “And for Odin’s sake, keep the volume down.”

    Loki smiles his flattest, most innocent smile. “Thank you, brother.”

    Then Thor, Bruce, and Valkyrie walk out. The doors close, and Loki is left alone with the embarrassing and harrowing concept of watching self-made, soft-core porn tapes for the good of Asgard. It’s not exactly where he imagined himself being a month and a half ago.

    He sits down and gets as comfortable as he’ll ever be, then with one finger, he reaches out and taps play.

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    21 May 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Loki cited having stayed weeks on Sakaar before Thor crashed on the planet. He did not, however, cite the details. These are the details. It was for the best.

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    21 May 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    The Grandmaster felt a tug downwards at a corner of his lip when he heard Loki’s neck crack. He paused the video, rewound it, replayed the scene. Crack. Again. Crack. Again. Crack.

    The second instalment, from the Grandmaster's perspective, about the events following the "Asgardian spaceship" accident.

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    21 May 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    After a while, one of them would leave a hand outstretched on the mattress, waiting for the other to take it softly in the night. He’s held her hand in more than a dozen countries, protected by the safety and anonymity of the darkness.

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    16 May 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Here’s what Loki learns when the Grandmaster says "keeping you" – what he doesn't say is as a consort. Loki knows the kind of game rulers like the Grandmaster play, and there was always room for two.

    So he plays.

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    12 May 2018

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